retrospec | text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

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text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

Two questions for Beta Squad.

Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

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...curses.

Foiled.

Maybe I should invest in a dog.

What, to chase the mailperson?

Precisely!

My neighbor misses UPS packages all the time because they're too scared of the dog.

Good question there, though, is the USPS delivering these or UPS or FedEx? Or any of the others, who is doing the actual drop-offs.

I guess the only way to find out would be to stake out one's front lawn until something arrives...

...but that'd also require knowing something was COMING...

Maybe just watching the office is a better plan.

Retrospec Employees, if your bots are reading this, please advise.

( he does not expect them to advise. )

That'd require us to have someone staked out there for days! I mean, though - with as many people that are on here, that's totally possible. Just ... organizing is a whole other thing.

...that said, you KNOW something's gotta be reading this, regardless.

Well duh, something is. I'm not sure what it's really learning. Other than us using this and people loving to talk about plans to do random BS to try and catch Restrospec out on anything.

Right, right...!

I just. Think about it a lot, if there's anything at all we can do to figure things out..! Maybe a little too much. So I can kind of overthink everything related to it, heh...

Edited 2017-04-03 04:44 (UTC)

Give your brain a break and slow down. Driving yourself up a wall over all this won't help.

You're right, really. I know!

[Also probably not the first to tell her. She'll assuredly take the advice now!

...sigh. If only.] At the very least, I guess I can look at it like, I know what to expect for things I don't know what to expect with... as in, if I see packages like that, I'll know to brace myself...!

You're overthinking it literally right now.

[...]

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[............]

oh god you're right

i can't stop myself

Ooookay how do you usually calm yourself down

Go do that

Or go running

Get your brain to shut up because other stuff is happening

[...ah. Hm. What... huh.]

...cook

...

COOK!

COOKING!

I'm gonna go bake several dozen cookies

Uh

Yes, do that

Don't eat all of them though you'll probably die from the sugar rush

No, no, of course not!

I'll bring them to school!

Everyone likes cookies!

I'm claiming one in the name of telling you to go calm down and that leading to cookies

Absolutely! What's your favorite kind of cookie? I have plenty of ingredients!

idk

A good one? I don't really care

No raisins

No cranberries either

chocolate chips, caramel, almonds? Or maybe macadamia nuts...

Well, that's just for the first batch anyway. I've got several recipes I need to try.

[What was she even talking about in the first place. How did she get here. It's like waking up drunk in an unfamiliar place except she's completely sober.]

I can only have the one, so whichever one comes out best, I want that one.

( at this point while he knows how the conversation got here, he simply doesn't care because he's getting fed out of it )