text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[constellates]

yuri is out voted
we are holding fan club meetings
we hope you will still come

[catsudon]

why are my best friends also my worst enemies
topic of your first fan club meeting
right there

[parodeity]

*why are my best friends so amazing
and smart and beautiful
and other positive adjectives welling forth from my heart as i gaze upon their visages
and their amazing ideas

+ LIKE

[constellates]

dave chose good words
listen to dave's words

+ DOWNVOTE

[catsudon]

stop ghostwriting my internal monologues dave

+ UPVOTE

[parodeity]

i cant stop when your souls inner smooshy voice speaks directly to the ears of my heart
shit
my friendship senses are tingling!
here comes another one!

i, yuri,
love dave and anya SO MUCH
to the moon and back
more than marshmallows and also dancing
because they are wonderful and funny and i love them
and secretly i am pleased they love me too
also i love kittens because they are cute
like dave and anya
the end

+ UPVOTE

[constellates]

poetry !
yuratchka is very sweet
we understand exactly

+ DOWNVOTE

[catsudon]

is it libel or slander when its written
either way BULL
i dont like marshmallows
therefore using them in a comparison is invalid
by default i even like
idk
pick someone random on this post I LIKE THEM MORE THAN MARSHMALLOWS

( he cant refute the rest since it's true WHY ARE YOU GUYS THE WORST SLASH BEST )

+ UPVOTE

[parodeity]

its libel slander is the verbal one
but also you totally like marshmallows we uncovered that secret earlier
or pretended we did
which in effect is the same thing
are you trying to crush my headcanon about you + marshmallows
that will invalidate like 3 different fanfics dude
are you really gonna do that to me your favorite guy