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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[akatatai]

[Oh.... This is a more pleasant topic, tangent or not. What happened to talking about Dave? Sorry, Akira.]

Wait, your anniversary with Hinata is coming up?!
I need to get you an anniversary present!

[fiddlestick]

Nope. Eren had a tattoo and it faded completely when he got his regeneration.

Sure! I'll have a fanta.

[fabrefactions]

I am aware that the world online is a beast unto itself, Izumi.
I have run into my share of strange things. But strange things happen offline as well.

Perhaps you have spent too much time around these strange circles...

[stressweets]

I think it's unhealthy how health-focused he is, actually.
There has to be limits, right...?

[stressweets]

I hope Goro's explanation was sufficient enough to enlighten you, then.

[ SINCE HE JUST

VOLUNTEERED ALL THAT. ]

[twostringsonebow]

It is, and you're welcome.
I hoped to do a thorough enough job that one would feel satisfied enough not to venture in.

I do! There are some fans who are "factkin" with myself, and I have seen it plenty in terms of the social sites I'm on.
Escapism isn't unpopular, and claiming that you're simply acting out as you would normally (in terms of being the character you say you are) would free you of guilt.
Not blame, but you can certainly spin things in your mind that way.

Then there are headmates.

[maskreant]

[ bitch you thought ]

i love you.

[twostringsonebow]

For a model?
No.
We are hawked over constantly; any change in our physique is monitored and diets appropriate adjusted.
It's a very strict business, Tsukasa. Only those who have a perfectionist's nature and the will to survive harsh environments dare to venture forth.

[and if you just Really want attention.]

[maskreant]

it’s okay. i don’t get it, either.

thanks. i’m not sure which charity he’ll pick, but it’s worth it.

[twostringsonebow]

[why. give him a moment.]

Yes, I know, thank you.
Are you baking that pie? How big is it? Is it life-sized?

[stressweets]

He'll be fine.
He lived through paying through Hinata's birthday party, he'll live through a little conversation about otherkin.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to pretend I'm still perfectly fine ♪
There are people off the app who don't know about this side of us, after all.
We can put on a strong face for them.
We can do it, Izutan.

[fabrefactions]

Really? That's a shame, some of them are quite beautiful. Is it the same with piercings?

Okay, I will bring you one. Orange, I presume? I think we have lemon as well...

[fabrefactions]

Enlighten, certainly. What a strange world we live in...

[ GORO GOES HARD. ]

[fabrefactions]

Do I want to delve into the explanation behind "factkin", and "headmates" or is it best to turn tail and run while I can?

[stressweets]

[ Dave WHOM. ]

You don't need to do that!!!
It's not like it's a big thing or anything!!

[twostringsonebow]

If you're ready for them, I can supply.
But I would suggest you turn tail and run.
Such knowledge is best looked briefly upon and then ignored for the duration of our simple lives.

[sketchythief]

[ after goro laid out the explanation-- ]

im not sure whether to be disappointed that its not some cool magic thing now

[stressweets]

Then isn't being a model just unhealthy.
I guess I mean more mentally than anything, but mental-emotional-physical is all tied together, isn't it?

[stressweets]

[ N NO ]

I'm sorry.
I wish it was something cool instead of something incredibly delusional instead.

[sketchythief]

im sure itll go to a good cause

all of this feels like some inside joke i dont understand but maybe its for the better...

[stressweets]

Please stop this, my graduated senpai is watching this thread and I don't want him to get more involved.

[stressweets]

People sure are impressive in a number of different ways, aren't they...

[twostringsonebow]

It is, but I assure you, you needn't worry.
We're capable of handling ourselves... at the most, it's a burden stress-wise, but we have our ways of dealing with it.
I like to exercise, for instance, and spending time with Akira relaxes me as well.
So it isn't as bad as it sounds, I promise. It's intensive, but generally rewarding.

[1620]

the real question is why the fuck not

[twostringsonebow]

He'll stop asking questions too, if you take the time to answer even one.