TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[unlightmusic]

oh fuck i was wondering why i thought i saw u before

but yeah from what ive seen
senabu~'s always in a shit ass diva mood
so i wouldnt be surprised if hes like that at work too

at least you dont have to get used to having different equipment
so count ur fucking blessings i guess

[roughplayer]

Yeah, we look really alike for not even sharing a mom, just a shitty dad.

DON'T SAY THAT. I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP IN A GIRL'S BODY.

[unlightmusic]

dude you better fuckin ANTICIPATE do u even know what the fuck i have to deal with check it [She uploads a selfie... except that selfie is one (1) Makoto Yuuki giving the middle finger to the camera. What a terrifying and cursed image. Somewhere out there, at least two men are clenching their chests and crying.] and this is the second goddamn time i gotta deal with this shit

[roughplayer]

Suzu right? It's kind of crazy you're that shy little girl from before. Did you get manlier from getting stuck in dudes or something?

[unlightmusic]

thl;;j thats only bc im bad with ppl without my eyepatch on u caught me at a bad time is all [Well, she's still bad with people even with it... just in a very different sense.] ofc its way easier to talk to ppl when theres a screen separating us too and to begin with yuuki-kun isnt exactly the pinnacle of assertiveness so

[roughplayer]

I won't lie, you're not really making him any more intimidating. Anyway, you told me your weakness. You ready to die?

[unlightmusic]

wtf why would u wanna kill me but whatevs just so u know its been less of a weakness lately so u wanna go? u rly wanna go punk? i'll fuckin bury u in the ground dude

[roughplayer]

Taking off an eyepatch ain't hard. And why bury me in the dirt? It's more fun to step on someone into hardwood or concrete so they flatten into a pancake.

[unlightmusic]

dont see why i cant do both drive my heel into ur skull til u go underground and jsyk suzu kiryu ✩has gone one month of venturing outside without her eyepatch✩ thats 1 m o n t h of training my unsealed demonic force✩ so come at me bro 1v1 me irl i'll take u down to poundtown [that's not how you use that phrase suzu]

[roughplayer]

Nah. I'll just tell my brother this stuff later, he's better at dealing with younger people than I am.

[unlightmusic]

............. gamigami ^^ Just how old do you think I am? ^^

[roughplayer]

In how long you've been on this earth, maturity, or sex appeal?

[unlightmusic]

hah? the fuck you getting at?

[roughplayer]

Is your thought process immature too?

[unlightmusic]

are u really looking for a fight? because i'll seriously take u on with that kinda attitude i get the first two but i have no idea what the third one means ok? what the fuck does sex appeal have to do with age?

[roughplayer]

Be my guest. You just look young, I mistook you for younger. It's better to piss you off than have you use these ^^ like a passive aggressive baby.

1/2

[unlightmusic]

[W O W THAT DOES IT. The "Suzu Kiryu is typing..." message appears and disappears at a steady interval, implying she was writing something very lengthy, something on the level of that Navy Seals copypasta. This is gonna be the shit, this is gonna be good, it'll put him in his place... No one's gonna call her a baby and get away with it---]

[unlightmusic]

[But then, the typing suddenly stops.

"Baby," huh? That stupid Student Council President called her that too in that other life, all because she couldn't handle the truth about something---Actually, someone. Maybe Kazuki was onto something, because she's not sure she can handle the memory that flooded her mind despite having a life where she never met that person.

... After a period of nothing, her messages suddenly are more carefully written:]

Sorry.
I just remembered something
and I need to go think about it.

[It almost looks like it's copping out, but at this point, she doesn't really care. But...]

You got a point though.
It's pretty uncool to get mad and violent at someone who's got enough balls to be honest.


Well
laterz