LOADING...

[recollecters]

[ At 9PM on the 1st, all phones or Retrospec-enabled devices will show flickering screens, until a static-filled image appears. It seems to be a security camera shot, in black and white from a high angle, of a simple computer room. Inside is Joanne Wiseman who many of the users may recognize - she looks young, blonde curls loose around her shoulders, and she also looks tired still. A young man who looks only slightly older than her comes in. He's dark-haired with a sweater and glasses, but a white labcoat that matches hers as well. Maurice comes over to stand nearby, watching the screen Joanne is looking at. Neither of them seem to realize they're being recorded. Joanne looks up, and speaks first. ] Did R and D know anything? [ Maurice shakes his head, says: ] No. They can't track them down either - it's almost as if... [ Joanne: ] They have to be somewhere. [ Maurice: ] Jim's trying to figure it out. You know we don't have anyone better at...ah, "creative" solutions? [ Joanne: ] No, I know, just...what if their souls are just, just - [ Maurice: ] I don't think they're gone. I mean - well, they're gone, but I don't think they're gone? You remember August, the one before last. They're, uh, pretty tough? [ Joanne: ] We're usually able to at least try to help them when we can, though! [ Maurice: ] Jo - look, we're doing everything we can. We'll find them. [ Joanne: ] Before they do? [ Maurice: ] Right. I mean...we have to, don't we? [ They both look worried. Before they do was said with a certain inflection - and hey, Retrospec. It looks like the employees have lost track of you for the month. How do you feel about that one? ] As of this post, character usernames are back to being their own names - or rather, characters will be prompted to put in their name as a boot screen loads. Now's your chance to change your preferred name, Retrospecters - but it appears whatever you put in will be locked in as your choice. Hope you didn't put in something ridiculous! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

Comments

[scythegun]

As do I! He's so strong and smart and handsome... I really could go on all day, but I'll spare you!

[thesettingsun]

We should stop. It's not appropriate for me to go on about him being handsome anyway.

[scythegun]

Fair! If he comes across this he'll have to spend at least a solid day being embarrassed and it would be cruel for me to keep going...

[thesettingsun]

We can still embarrass him a little, right?

[scythegun]

Oh don't worry, I make a habit of doing that whenever I can~!

[thesettingsun]

Fantastic. I aspire to be as embarrassing as you.

[scythegun]

It's an art form that I have honed to perfection over the years~! ☆ Someday you too can reach this level of embarrassing!

[manufactured]

Don't worry, you're both more than sufficiently mortifying.

[scythegun]

I do my best for you~! ☆

[manufactured]

You could stand to do slightly less than your best; we're in public.

[scythegun]

Oh come on, I've been good for over a year, surely I can be allowed to have a little fun!

[manufactured]

If you say so.

[scythegun]

Don't worry, I won't go on about how kind and sweet you are!

[manufactured]

I'm fairly sure that's blatant exaggeration, if not outright inaccurate.

[scythegun]

It's not inaccurate at all! But I suppose I've embarrassed you enough in public for today, I'll just tell you all about it in person~!

[thesettingsun]

Love you too ♥

[manufactured]

...I suppose.

[thesettingsun]

[screencaps this response, prints it out, frames it on his wall-

okay no, that'd be ridiculous.

he just screencaps it]

I'm sure you'll get your revenge someday.

[thesettingsun]

With your encouragement I know I can become a master!

[scythegun]

Of course you can! If you ever need any tips, I certainly wouldn't mind helping you out~!

[thesettingsun]

General tips or just tips for mortifying Wesker?

[scythegun]

General tips! Mortifying my boyfriend is going to have to remain my little secret~

[thesettingsun]

That's fair. You'll always be unrivaled when it comes to embarrassing him.

[scythegun]

It's certainly taken a lot of practice and quite a bit of studying! I might have put more work into this than I put in during college!

[thesettingsun]

Can't relate.

[god college sucked]