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[recollecters]

[ At 9PM on the 1st, all phones or Retrospec-enabled devices will show flickering screens, until a static-filled image appears. It seems to be a security camera shot, in black and white from a high angle, of a simple computer room. Inside is Joanne Wiseman who many of the users may recognize - she looks young, blonde curls loose around her shoulders, and she also looks tired still. A young man who looks only slightly older than her comes in. He's dark-haired with a sweater and glasses, but a white labcoat that matches hers as well. Maurice comes over to stand nearby, watching the screen Joanne is looking at. Neither of them seem to realize they're being recorded. Joanne looks up, and speaks first. ] Did R and D know anything? [ Maurice shakes his head, says: ] No. They can't track them down either - it's almost as if... [ Joanne: ] They have to be somewhere. [ Maurice: ] Jim's trying to figure it out. You know we don't have anyone better at...ah, "creative" solutions? [ Joanne: ] No, I know, just...what if their souls are just, just - [ Maurice: ] I don't think they're gone. I mean - well, they're gone, but I don't think they're gone? You remember August, the one before last. They're, uh, pretty tough? [ Joanne: ] We're usually able to at least try to help them when we can, though! [ Maurice: ] Jo - look, we're doing everything we can. We'll find them. [ Joanne: ] Before they do? [ Maurice: ] Right. I mean...we have to, don't we? [ They both look worried. Before they do was said with a certain inflection - and hey, Retrospec. It looks like the employees have lost track of you for the month. How do you feel about that one? ] As of this post, character usernames are back to being their own names - or rather, characters will be prompted to put in their name as a boot screen loads. Now's your chance to change your preferred name, Retrospecters - but it appears whatever you put in will be locked in as your choice. Hope you didn't put in something ridiculous! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

Comments

[me_matey]

now that sounds like a whole nutha kinda fun

[breakingvoice]

yeah and definitely not the kind of fun that either of us would have any experience with. because we're consummating professionals.

consummate.

[me_matey]

okay

rule 1

if im gonna teach u how to wrassle u gotta not put them ideas in my head or i aint never gonna finish a lesson

[breakingvoice]

oh, right, okay, good point. i wouldn't want to come on too strong about the sport where we're going to be pressing our bodies together and working up a sweat constantly.

[me_matey]

OH





MY GOD

[breakingvoice]

that is LITERALLY what wrestling is, you CANNOT blame that one on me

[me_matey]

its the context girl! u gotta watch the contexxt!

[breakingvoice]

yeah, and the context is that you're going to teach me the best way to tangle my body with yours to put on a good show for anyone who's watching

[me_matey]

im gonna die and its gonna be all ur fault

[breakingvoice]

okay well
don't do that please
i'll back off if that's what's at stake here

[me_matey]

im mostly kidding!

but if ur srs about this ill help

[breakingvoice]

"mostly" she says

i'm as serious as i can be!!! i want to learn more about what what you love is like and the best way to learn is with firsthand experience