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[recollecters]

Happy New Years, users. I'll cut to the chase; the barrier we instilled a few months ago is decaying quickly and we're sorting through the new data as fast as we can. This barrier was originally designed to contain a rogue error. There are several of you who have taken care of this issue and from here we will handle the rest...thank you. The influx of data will help us decode our next steps. As mentioned, we've spent December tracing several magical sources that are coming up in our readings. We're doing the best we can to trace Clarence--Mr. Vanderweele, and corral the effects he's altering in the city. I believe we're ready to tear down the firewall and begin exploring further. If our information is correct, we're really breaking the boundaries of the layers we've discovered lately! It's exciting, don't you think? The only information I can offer is that we will need you to be strong no matter what happens. We believe things have changed outside of security measures we've set in place, though we will need more data to understand the best way to stabilize the city from his control. We understand if you cannot and do not wish to help, but please know we're doing everything we can. Please take care. Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated Characters' display names are the same as whatever has been previously chosen and are permanently locked in! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

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[jurai]

[Souji you shit.]

I thank you for the compliment on my dick~

But in this instance, it's intended

Like a deck of cards, get it?

[tarotcards]

[ haha good luck trying to figure out who he is. he changed his display pic to a hipster cat so there's nothing on him that tells him that he's... actually souji seta. ]

No. I do not get it. Why wouldn't you want BIG DICK ENERGY instead of BIG DECK ENERGY? More people might swipe right for you that way.

[jurai]

[What a MEOWSTERY...]

Its a

[He was about to say pun, but he'll stop right there.]

Were you looking for my big dick energy?

[tarotcards]

[ why do you have a pun in your meta text but not in your ic text. have crow say his puns. let him say his puns!! ]

Perhaps, but if you insist that you are big deck energy instead, I will move along and forget that this conversation ever happened.

[jurai]

[IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE.]

Savage

You didn't even read my interests...

[tarotcards]

[ NO I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ABOUT A MOUSE LIVING THE LIFE ]

TL;DR please shorten down your list of interests plz

[jurai]

[DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW, THE MOUSE OR THE ENABLER.]





Ok



I have a cat

[Well, almost. He submitted the adoption paperwork the other day.]

[tarotcards]

[ WHY NOT BOTH also !!!!!!!! ]

Deets

[jurai]

[He thought that'd get your attention..]

Name's Pachinko

Grey Tabby Maine Coon. Male 22 lbs 3 years old

Likes pets and riding on your shoulder

[tarotcards]

[ who knew the guy with (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ as a username and a hipster cat as a display picture would suddenly change his tune when crow brings up a cat... such surprise much wow ]

We must meet immediately.

[jurai]

[You might say he had a....feline-g.]

Well, I have to go pick him up from the cat cafe I'm adopting him from

You a fan of coffee?

[tarotcards]

[ what a purrfect pun... ]

Are you offering?

[jurai]

Why not? What better way to meet this mewsterious purrson than over a cup o' joe and my new cat?

[tarotcards]

Then I accept your offer.

But if you don't bring your cat, I'm afraid that I'll be leaving immediately.

[jurai]

Don't worry, he'll be there

That's where I'm picking him up from, anyway

[tarotcards]

Wonderful.

How should I spot you out from the crowd? Will you be showing off your BIG DECK ENERGY?

[jurai]

Oh, I always have that out

But you can also look for a guy about 6' with white hair

That might help

[tarotcards]

What a coincidence. I'm also 6' tall but with silver hair.

I'll be waiting for you patiently, BIG DECK ENERGY (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

( ooc: and we can choose to either handwave their meeting or skip forward to them meeting up! whichever one you prefer! )

[jurai]

SAME TO YOU

..


I can't do the cat face but pretend this is it 🐱

[I'm up for skipping forward to letting them meet up! LET SOUJI MEET PACHINKO.]

[tarotcards]

[ TIME TO SKIP FORWARD!! souji will wait outside the cat cafe like he said he would. in fact, he actually has brought his own cat with him (one of his 2932829829 cats) because if he gets stiffed out on a cat, then at least he has his own! now come, crow! impress him with your big deck and cat! ]

1/2

[jurai]

[TIMESKIP GO

And Crow appears in a timely manner, hands in his pockets as he approaches the cat cafe. The cat's not with him, obviously, but soon. Soon that will be remedied.

For now, he's just going to hold up a hand and wave and--]

2/2

[jurai]

...




So we meet again.

[He just got literally CATfished. He ain't even mad]