2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[dereban]

I think bright colorful flowers would work best.

Well, you guys were living together for a bit. But I don't think he would have picked up those habits if he didn't like you.

Also it's too late. He's started saying things like an old man. Nobody can save him now.

[jurai]

They say blue IS my colour...Got any recommendations?



...Oh my god. He gets on my ass so much for the old man stuff, and you're telling me HE'S picking up on it too?

[dereban]

If you want blue, then I'd suggest forget-me-nots.

Well, if you want me to be honest, I'm pretty sure he isn't acting like one on purpose.

[jurai]

That's what makes it more teaseable.


I'm NEVER letting him live this down. He makes fun of me for being an old man, but now...


Retribution

[dereban]

Don't tease him too much or you might break his fragile, bi heart.

[motiv8]

[Rean's been stalking this post, but somehow missed this until just now...]

I can't believe you're ratting me out like this. I thought you said you were going to give me time on the Switch deal?

[jurai]

Rean~ Our man of the hour!

You never told me that you took after ol' Crow's affectionate gestures

[motiv8]

I didn't know I had!

Habits to break, I guess...

[jurai]

Maybe you'll start to look like me one day, too


Your opinions on white hair?

[motiv8]

At 20? Hard pass.

[jurai]

OUCH!?

Stab me through the heart why don'tcha

[dereban]

And I am.

I didn't tell him about that yet. :)

[motiv8]

Your cruelty knows no limits...

[jurai]

Switch

Like...Nintendo's fancy little contraption?

[dereban]

Yeah.

I was going to kick Rean's butt in Mario Kart, too.

[jurai]

There's a Mario Kart on the Switch?

Man, time flies


I have the one on SNES

[Certified old man.]

[dereban]

I'm not that mean.

If I wanted to really be cruel, I would have made a public post about "that" already. But I'm saving you the humiliation since you're already dealing with all of this.

[motiv8]

A little less than reassuring there, but... thanks, I guess.

[dereban]

You're quite welcome! ✨

[jurai]

I'll be gentle, I promise~


The guy's got one of those puppy dog faces that gets him out of trouble every time anyway. It's not fair...

[dereban]

If you say it like that, people might get the wrong idea, you know.

Not like it's stopping them already.

[jurai]

Alexa how do you erase a post

[dereban]

You don't. It's here forever. Even if you delete it, I got all the screencaps.

[jurai]

Why would you screencap that


What's your angle

[dereban]

I always make sure to keep a record of posts that I can utilize for future purposes.