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[recollecters]

I'll keep this short and to the point to give you guys time to strategize, catch up, all of that. Congrats on your Magatus missions. Looks like everything's been cleared out as best as we can, but the region's been evacuated thanks to a couple of factors. The new problem is we just added a bunch of people to city limits. I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news: need some people out in Pesgare to do some deepdiving and recovery. It doesn't look like there's anything out there that'll kill you, but I need something from down there to stabilize Recollé itself. Good news: got the subway working. Did you know it was just about coding? That's a little crazy to me and okay, I might have found out on accident, but…whatever was blocking exits from the city was just a false creation. It means getting out of here and checking out the progress outside. The trains will be ready for departure in about a week, I'll get some maps drawn up and everything. I could really use some of you on location scouting. Finally…who knows about machinery? We've got a problem we should probably look into, but keeping track of that eye's a huge pain in the ass. Discuss, get in touch with me, prepare. You know the drill. Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Characters' display names are the same as whatever has been previously chosen and are permanently locked in! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given, though you're free to hit up his individual inbox later. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

Comments

[jurai]

You're right. Garbage pizza seems so distant...


Not this next time, though. That's for fish burgers

[motiv8]

Oh my god, Crow, you addict. There is nothing wrong with a good old pepperoni pizza.

I won't complain about fish burgers, though.

[jurai]

Well you would know


You had it per-retty recently 💙

[motiv8]

[In which the player knows what Crow's getting at, but Rean is a moron...]

Wait, what? Pizza? I haven't had pizza recently...

[jurai]

[Oh my god Rean!! REAN!! HE'S STUNNED.

YOU FLAT OUT KILLED HIM WITH YOUR OBLIVIOUSNESS.]





Hot pocket

[motiv8]

[!!!]

Hot pockets don't count as pizza, and even if they did I don't think that counts!

Also, don't bring that up in PUBLIC!

[...Rean, honey, you're the one filling in the blanks now.]

[jurai]

If a cereal bar still counts as cereal then a hot pocket is still pizza

Unless its like the broccoli and cheddar one. Then it's just a portable breadbowl

[But he smiles behind that feed. Devil horns are poppin' up...~]

What's so bad about that? You like hot pockets

[motiv8]

And I never said a cereal bar still counts as cereal! You're making a lot of assumptions, here!

[Devil horns are popping up on one end, and Rean is a complete disaster on the other.]

But you know what? Fine. Hot pockets are pizza

You win

I like them okay

[fiddlestick]

[Things he regrets reading: this]


Hot pockets are not pizza.

Also I don't want to know what you DID to a hot pocket, but please don't burn yourselves.

[motiv8]

[OH NO ELLIOT AVERT THINE EYES]

We didn't do anything to a hot pocket that normal people don't do to hot pockets with their mouths!

[...Rean, you're not helping things even one bit.]

[jurai]

[Payback for Yem Been, the origin.]

We split it. Creatively.

[Crow shut the fuck up.]

And it's pizza. See above comment about cereal bar

[fiddlestick]

[That wasn't his fault??]

Rean, please, I know you're trying to help but you're only making it worse.

[He isn't even responding to Crow's explanation]

A cereal bar is not a cereal, it's a bar made of cereal. Pizzas are defined by their shape - flat bread with toppings on top.

Even the company calls hot pockets a turnover or a pocket burrito.

[motiv8]

Okay, with time and distance I understand that, but you don't have anything to say about Crow's?!

[usurpers]

I can’t believe you guys eat hot pockets.

[jurai]

1. But the inside of it is a pizza so its a pocket pizza, thus making it a pizza

2. Don't you calorie count me, Eren

[fiddlestick]

@Rean: because it'd only encourage him.

@Crow: No, because then anything you shove tomato sauce, pepperoni and cheese at would be a pizza too.

@Eren: I eat them sometimes?

[usurpers]

You’re going to lose on both accounts, Crow.

@Elliot: But you can eat them.

[maskreant]

[ HOW CAN HE PASS THIS UP ]

(whispers)

i eat cup ramen.

[usurpers]

Do you know what Tertiary-butyl hydroquinone is?

[maskreant]

do you know what リュウグウノオトヒメノモトユイノキリハズシ is?

[sleepingknight]

[Walks in 15 minutes late to this nonsense.]

Oh my god no WONDER you were trying to get other people to hook up with your crush

[You disasters.]

[motiv8]

[if there is any mercy in this world can some higher power just smite him here and now, please,]

[jurai]

[Oh no, he regrets that day to hell and back.]

H

Hey!

It was an awkward month okay!

[sleepingknight]

Yeah, no kidding!

Why try to set up dates, though?

[jurai]

D E N I A L, mostly

It was the month all our emotions were out of whack, so

Sabotaged myself into thinking Rean would be better off with someone else