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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[tearable]

[ why are you the way that you are ]

Laughs the one who a typical dog or cat pun in their name! You should count your blessings!

[ghostories]

Meowing Mewrtle aww nobu!
Meowing Mewrtle now you're THRICE as cute ♥♥♥♥

[ suddenly hearts everywhere ]

[tearable]

"Good" is definitely subjective here.

[glacian]

Gentiana Illyria Perhaps.
Gentiana Illyria For the last several months, they have orchestrated plenty of oddities on here.
Gentiana Illyria This could be no different...

[hjack69]

i swear to gosh this isnt humane i cant LIVE like this
how am i supposed to talk smack abt the robot fight when i cant even say my bot is gonna bust your bros bologna

this is probably what heck is like

[appraiser]

it's a learning curve, i'd imagine
(disclaimer: if i ever disappear for hours in the middle of this conversation, i am probably struggling through pac man)
but positive reinforcement in the form of Gangster Engine does its job! keeps everybody coming back

[rhapsodeity]

oh like
bloody heck!!!!!!!

lol i am not very good at video games myself
i like board games waaaaaaaaaay more :D

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Oh hey another good pun.
Elliecat Though yeah, they're just posting everyone's emails on here.

[hjack69]

+1 on frogger
i flippin love frogger
also spy hunter i am SO good at spy hunter

[rhapsodeity]

oh i like yours ryoji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think it says duck you pay me

[tearable]

I do not doubt there would be a bounceback, but my goodness... what a shotshow.

....Hitspow.

...S*H*I*

[ Is it finishing 'shitshow'? ]

P*

I give up.

[parodeity]

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-in-Pac-Man
wikihow = gospel

[notyourutopian]

Some of them are terrible.
At least yours made me laugh.

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki i like scary stories!
Crowji Mochickuki which ones did you get?
Crowji Mochickuki the ones where you have to send it to a dozen people by midnight or else you'll die?

[tearable]

[ Locking her out of the new house. ]

It's unfeminine!

[notyourutopian]

They're going to have to give me a steady stream of Thomas to make up for this.
George 'Mr Ducking Conductor' should start narrating my texts.

Oh come on. IT'S A NAME NOT A SWEAR

[tearable]

I wouldn't. Unless I'm undeniably stupid with sending mail and somehow sent the entire userbase of Retrospec my private mail... then no.

Username: BlakKat

[true_noir]

Other than this video game I had to learn in order to even turn the phone on? And my name? Nothing else strange. I am almost inclined to think for the briefest of moments that we are being spared some of the truly terrible.

I expected them to turn the sun purple today.

[notyourutopian]

Well. Except for the heck part.
NEver thought I'd miss saying H E double hockey sticks.
Hey that worked.

Me either.
I haven't really played anything since uh.

Gamecube?
My dad has a gamecube.

[glacian]

Gentiana Illyria ...A memory?
Gentiana Illyria I can't say that...I've experienced anything like that.
Gentiana Illyria Have you, Hitori?

[appraiser]

lol i thought it was cute too. kind of hard to read out loud though
i would pay the dog!
like in one of those kissing booths, a dollar in exchange for a doggy kiss

[parodeity]

im pretty sure they dont have it
i mean these ARE the people who maybe replaced horses
i think the law is not like a huge concern to them maybe
just a hunch tho

[true_noir]

[Username: Blakkat]

At this point, I am convinced that the app simply does not work properly, or that the people who run this are silly little ninnies who think that this sort of thing is funny.

I am choosing to tolerate this set. We've had worse.

[parodeity]

i guess you could do it on like other social media sites but it isnt the same
also
concur

when is the robo fight anyway tho

[appraiser]

lol who is George?
i think the last time i watched anything with talking trains, i was five