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Comments

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking *your
Steven Squawking wendy. cindy. anything else I should start calling you?

im gonna kick TY'S ass

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i'm going to have to kick your ass.
Cindy Clawford which honestly cindy could totally take steven?
Cindy Clawford at least the app knows our relative strengths here.

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[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I'd say it's too early in the day to threaten me with this much violence but it's you and it's me and I'm used to it
Steven Squawking also low blow, man. you're pitting a model against a physicist, how is that even fair?
Steven Squawking btw I'm taking that as you're saying my strength is my brain and now it's immortalized on the network forever. congratulations

2/2

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking ...wait isn't his name "stephen"???

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford ha.
Cindy Clawford you have to live with a typo for way longer than i do, apparently.
Cindy Clawford since who knows when they'll free us from terrible puns?
Cindy Clawford also i take back saying your strength was your brains, which i did not even say, peter.

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Steven Squawking ffs
Steven Squawking ever think the guys at retrospec have a really shotty sense of humor
Steven Squawking shotty
Steven Squawking oh. they're autocorrecting that word too. good to know
Steven Squawking I don't believe you considering I happen to be excellent at making up plans. their typo isn't my fault

[aegist]

Thalia Grace the typo clearly has an opinion on your ability to make plans?
Thalia Grace i'm so glad all three of you were parent-locked holy christ?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking you wanna remind me why we're friends? you could be supportive of the whole typo thing and also screw off. I MAKE AWESOME PLANS

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford you started the typo thing, and also no you don't???

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I did not? you're the one who typo'd first
Steven Squawking do I seriously have to prove my plans are great? you know this, don't lie to my face

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford they are not great until proven great.
Cindy Clawford so wow me?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I'm not wowing you over the internet. are we 12 again?
Steven Squawking but if that's the challenge then...okay. I'll prove something sooner or later

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford it's absolutely a challenge.
Cindy Clawford also why did the wowing stop when we stopped being 12?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking name the last thing you've ever been impressed with anything I've done

[aegist]

[ well. probably something to do with treatment of annabeth and/or jason, but: ]

Thalia Grace don't ask hard questions, castellan.
Thalia Grace i suppose the fire drink was pretty cool, but i'm not sure if i'd call that impressed?

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Steven Squawking drinking the flames would be more impressive, I'll admit
Steven Squawking anyway that's why everything stopped when we were 12. it was a lot easier for you to be impressed by my stupid bullshit and now I've gotta work twice as hard. what's up with that?

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford the difficulty level raised as i realized there were more impressive things in the world than silly playground tricks?

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Steven Squawking then I guess I'm just stuck here trying to meet standards and find something to impress you with just to say I can
Steven Squawking at least roxy's impressed with my skills as it is

[aegist]

Thalia Grace now you just have to achieve annabeth and i being impressed. good start?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking whoa, who said Annabeth wasn't impressed? leave my sister out of this

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford we can always ask her if you think she is?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking you already know she'll say yes so sure, go ahead an ask her. I love being proven right

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford @annabeth back me up here.

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Bark2-D2 I agree with whatever point Thalia is making.
Bark2-D2 Disclaimer: I didn't scroll up to read what point is being made, but Thalia's usually right.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i win, thank you annabeth.