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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops?
Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted |

un: elizardbeth woof
from: retrobilly1912@gmail.com
Honestly, this is the biggest shot in the dark but — if you're actually receiving e-mails, I'd like to know how you've received our information to sign us up for this service. I know it's common knowledge that some newsletters sell their database of e-mails to telemarketers, but — there's laws against that, isn't there?
If you have not obtained our e-mail addresses such as that, how are you determining those for alpha users, beta users, etc etc. There are people who wish to opt out of this service and you're denying them. There's a ToS for a reason!
And stop sending my daughter fruit! Fruit with faces on it! What the HELL is wrong with you?!
[ A moment later, in a separate message: ]
Oh, wonderful.
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LMAO
[ that's. that's pretty much it. ]
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Laughs the one who a typical dog or cat pun in their name! You should count your blessings!
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elizardbeth woof
like
someone HAD to be sitting there at the retrospec building and come up w that like and just whispered
" its perfect "
i mean you gotta admit you were gonna be easy pickings no matter what mrs wolf
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un: bigby woof
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as i forgot liz said hell and didnt get censored. ~*magic*~
i'll pretend she said hecky-decky
ty just pretend she had a ned flanders seizure
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username: elliecat
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At least yours made me laugh.
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username: Maya Aidoggo
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....Hitspow.
...S*H*I*
[ Is it finishing 'shitshow'? ]
P*
I give up.
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And just for... curse wordds?
[Maya wouldn't know in this respect, she tries not to curse, she's a good girl, spammit.]
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heheheh
ok im sorry but elizardbeth is so funny?
hehe
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It's unfeminine!
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there are
they are feminine
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username: foxy strider.
[ IT'S REALLY FUNNY ]
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elizardbeth is adorable too
in a
lizardy way
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[Username: BlakKat, could be much worse.]
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un: purina friskies
were you trying to publish your email mrs w
i like your address though
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:/
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un: nyardyn mewzunia
[ELIZARDBETH.....]
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At least now I know my rename is far from the worst out there.
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