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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya You forgot to tag your "gift" with #aprilfools
Ritsmew Cattynyanya of all the stupid sheep I've had to deal with since I got this app you had to go there.
[ seconds later: ]
Ritsmew Cattynyanya this display name i just
Ritsmew Cattynyanya just. stop existing. the only way i'm wearing this again is to wipe you off the map

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki ヾ(＠゜▽゜＠）ノ !!!!!
Crowji Mochickuki your display name is the best
Crowji Mochickuki i like the nyanya part

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya I'd be happy to trade.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya I think it's kind of embarrassing.

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki lol i would trade, but i can't change the name
Crowji Mochickuki i don't think it's embarrassing though
Crowji Mochickuki it's fun
Crowji Mochickuki and it looks like whoever went around changing all our usernames took special care with yours
Crowji Mochickuki trying to jam in as many cat references as they could

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya I have 3 whole letters kept intact
Ritsmew Cattynyanya THREE,
Ritsmew Cattynyanya How bored are these Retrospec people??

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking they really went all out on yours huh...
Steven Squawking I mean it IS kind of funny

[esperimental]

[ oh my god ]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya I don't know what I did to deserve this

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking could be a number of things. maybe you jaywalked. or cheated on your homework?
Steven Squawking aka probably nothing and they just thought it'd be funny to watch us deal with this anyway
Steven Squawking I'd say it could be worse but I'm not seeing how either

[esperimental]

[ LAWFUL MAKES-HIDEOUS-FACE how dare you ]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya I would never.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Ugh you're right.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya ... They'd probably take that as a challenge.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya And did they go full historical on your name or are you really a Steven, wow.

Honyaka Clawsaka

[korekara]

oh wow suddenly i feel a whole lot better about mine
thanks

[ OBNOXIOUS THUMBS UP EMOJI ]

[esperimental]

[ THANKS??? ]

at least I'm contributing something to society even in my suffering 💀

[korekara]

[ YOU'RE WELCOME ]

rip in pieces 💀
what should i tell ur family
where should ur remains be scattered

[esperimental]

On a field of catnip
where I'll never distinguish Retrospec-reality with catnip-reality
I'm in a better place, even with my incomplete education
experiencing tranquility

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsukuyomi they fit so much in there
Micaw Tsukuyomi that's actually amazing

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya more pressed than impressed #FreeUs

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsukuyomi what are the chances that it sticks that way

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Crepe.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Please no isn't this usually just done on the 1st.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya This is going to be a source of tension until tomorrow morning.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen stupid sheep huh
Nyante Cattailen and how exactly are you planning on wiping them off the map

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Someone upthread mentioned arson.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya But we've got to get a lawyer among our Retrospec users eventually, right?
[ he's boring until esper powers come by sorry ]

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen yeah i know the guy
Nyante Cattailen can't say my opinion of him's too high especially considering how many cops use this network
Nyante Cattailen besides we've already got a lawyer on here
Nyante Cattailen he's got just as many problems as the rest of us

[Maybe more, since he has to keep dealing with idiot teenagers.]

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Fair point
Ritsmew Cattynyanya it's probably illegal to track people online down but is it more illegal than what they're doing to us right now.

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora If it makes you feel better.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I think your display name is rather cute.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora If not then I'm very sorry for you the 'mew' and 'nyan' combination you have going on.

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Yeah I think I've had enough cute for a while, since the pageant thing...
Ritsmew Cattynyanya I'm being haunted?
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Just flat out harassed.

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Who are the ones harassing you?
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I'll help you in anyway I can, I swear.

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Retrospec was probably what put me in the pageant, then I got a. bad memory
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Then they sent said memory's object in the mail.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Despite the angry typing I'm sure I'll be fine, there's no need to be involved. It's okay Miss... Meowodora.
[ he is very bad at names ]