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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[alienates]

You do know that if you shimmy through my window I am, in fact, going to call the cops.
I wouldn't even let Anya climb through my window.
I am drawing a very definite line there.

[true_noir]

Oh very well. You're such a spoil sport sometimes. Though it is a little fun to tease here, don't worry. I won't be sneaking in through your window at night.

Not to say that I couldn't do it, though. I could demonstrate in a less 'breaking and entering' way if you wished sometime.

[alienates]

Maybe you can find out where the fuck this Jim guy lives and break into his place.
Now that is how you can use your skills better.
For the greater good, even.

[true_noir]

That is on my actual "To Do" list, Karkat. But I think we both know that is easier said than done, no? So, you may assume I am trying, for the greater good.

In the meantime, teasing you is for my personal good. You are like one of those stress balls, yes?

[alienates]

Oh hey I have an idea then!!
Here you go!!!!

[true_noir]

How adorable. You realize that I might actually own one and simply find you to be more fun to tease, don't you? But don't worry. I won't squeeze too hard.

[alienates]

I am going to give you a round of applause here.
Congratulations on outcreeping Jim Halloway.
Do you want a reward?

[true_noir]

Please. I haven't taken pictures of your posterior yet. I have to try harder if I really want that reward. But I think I'll pass on that. I suspect it's the sort of prize that most do not wish.

What do they call it? A booby prize?

[alienates]

Maybe it was going to be a certificate printed on fancy paper.
I mean, it wasn't, but it COULD have been.
But now you won't ever know for sure.

[true_noir]

(OOC: Continued here)