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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[skald]

Uhhhhhhhhh what

jkghkjfhkf UNSUBSCRIBE

UNSUBSCRIBE

UNSUSCBRBE!!

!!!!!

[notyourutopian]

Doesn't work.

[skald]

fjgkhGJGKfgj

Thank you. Sorry. What does work? I am assuming something works.

And so I guess I'm assuming that you're still subscribed to this by choice, I'm sorry. That might have been rude.

Unless you are here by choice, in which case it wasn't rude.

I'm sorry. I need help I think

[destiny_key]

i dont think it works like that i dont think its a subscription

did you try deleting the app???

[skald]

Oh good idea! Be right back, let me check

Wait, maybe I won't be right back.

Okay if I don't respond after 5 minutes, that is a yes.

[gudaguda]

tuuri-chan got the weird app too????

you're good with technology right!

[skald]

Oh hi Sakura! Are you also getting creepy pictures???

I'm really not, I'm sorry.

[frisyr]

I tried that too! It doesn't work. And there's no contact information or anything!

[skald]

Who makes an app AND complains about how boring we are (???) but doesn't leave some contact information somewhere?

[prometheanflame]

Tuuri, is that you?

I think we'll need to get new phones. It's drastic, but a virus this bad should have ruined any security measures by now.

[skald]

Perkele.

(Please don't translate that it's not appropriate, I'm so sorry)

I really do not want to buy a new phone! There's really nothing we can do?

[godcards]

Too late, you're trapped now.

[skald]

I AM TRYING TO BE UNTRAPPED

[thesettingsun]

[It's one of his underclassmen! Time to be the cool older student and save the day!

...is what Shuji would say if he weren't equally stuck.]

It's not going to work even if you put a lot of exclamation points in.

[skald]

[uoooo, Shuji, how cool...]

They had a picture of my back!!! I was really, really hoping it would work!!

[injectors]

I'm sorry, but are you well?

[is anyone ok with jim the super stalker tbh]

[skald]

Someone is following me and taking pictures of me, so sorry but no I'm not.

[scriptive]

Tuuri! I've tried that, but so far it seems to just send more pictures??

[skald]

Hi Levy! I don't understand why this is happening! Getting more pictures is kind of exactly the opposite of what I want to happen! Have you spotted anyone behind you who could be the one taking the pictures??

[legne]

Struggle all you like! You are trapped in this hellish pit with the rest of us!

Forever!

[skald]

Honestly this message came in right after I got another creepy photo of the back of my head so it freaked me out a little bit.

[read: she screamed when she got it.]

But I really, really don't think it will be forever, eventually I'll get a new phone.

[explodosafe]

Please don't tell me you're going to try and put your phone in the microwave after this too.

[skald]

What? No. Why, would that work?

No, wait, I mean of course not! I need my phone!

[bitemefightme]

Yea, I tried that, too...

[Seriously, this is such a pain in the ass.]

Except mine was STOP.

.....It doesn't work, either.

[skald]

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