hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

Comments

[stopbleeding]

dont put me at ur lvl
pervert thoughts just seem 2 b trend here

[daemonized]

Now, don't lump me in with that lot. I'm nothing at all like that.

[stopbleeding]

u kno
somthng abt u rlly pisses me off

[daemonized]

What, already? We've barely had much an exchange to begin with.

You're the sensitive sort, aren't you?

[stopbleeding]

[seNSITIVE]

shit like that is why!! you're aggravating!! piss off!!

[daemonized]

[~sensitive~]

I haven't done anything! [This might be text, but the amusement is probably heard through it anyway. Because Ardyn is just like that.] And here you are, yelling at me for no real reason. I think "sensitive" is a fair descriptor.

[stopbleeding]

SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL KICK YOUR ASS YOU SMUG HORN HONKER

i'm cry

[daemonized]

What? That you're sensitive? My apologies.

Would you prefer a different synonym? Delicate, perhaps? That has a more eloquent sound to it.

Re: i'm cry

[stopbleeding]

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS YOU'RE A DEAD MAN

[daemonized]

I'm sorry, I don't give my address out to strangers. Especially those prone act impulsively in a fit of delicate emotion.

[stopbleeding]

fuck you

[daemonized]

[ l m f a o ]

[darkinferno]

don't murder the prof

[Guess who's been watching this exchange go on with an increasingly more deadpan expression?]

i'll sit outside his house and lay on the horn he's convinced me to add to my ride

since he's so concerned with what they sound like

[stopbleeding]

ohhhh? so he's got a car, huh?

what kind?

[daemonized]

Malicious destruction of private property is a jailable offense, you know.

[stopbleeding]

now now no need to fret. just a fan of cars. no harm in that.

[daemonized]

Oh, I'm not fretting. I'm merely under obligation to provide such a warning when I feel it's necessary.

[stopbleeding]

a man's vehicle says a lot about him. what's the problem with wanting to know?

[say bye to your fucking tires amigo]

[daemonized]

[talk about rude]

Because, as I mentioned above, I'm not sure I trust giving this information to a man so easily riled by a few innocuous words directed at his character.

[stopbleeding]

wimp.

[darkinferno]

i wasn't talking about his car

i was talking about mine, since he seems to like riding in it so much and is giving ideas for how to make it better

[stopbleeding]

[damn.]

what does a guy like him know about something like that?

[darkinferno]

[Sorry not sorry, he'll give Ardyn shit but he actually likes the professor...]

not much

that's why i'm gonna sit outside his place and lay on the horn

let him see how useful his suggestions are

[stopbleeding]

jeez.

at least rig something else to do it. makes no sense to torture yourself at the same time as him.

[appreciates the thought tho.]

[darkinferno]

thanks, but i'll pass

it'll be worth it to see the expression on his face

[He'll get just as much a kick out of it, honestly.]