psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[crudest]

he said model not porn star my guy

[explodosafe]

WHOA!

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!

DO I GET THE BOUNTY FOR LURING YOU OUT NOW?!?

[explodosafe]

But seriously, you could just model pants or socks or shoes or some kinky lingerie while you're waiting for your hair to grow back if he doesn't do you whole. You gotta be creative and put some attention to the details!

[stopbleeding]

don't.
ever.
say.
do you whole.
again.

[explodosafe]

i won't if you manage to catch me

[Maybe he can get his first free parcour lesson out of this]

[stopbleeding]

don't hold perverted things ransom!

[explodosafe]

What? You want me to give them to you for free?

[stopbleeding]

I WANT THE OPPOSITE!!!! JUST SHUT UP AND RUN!!!

[explodosafe]

Slave driver!!


♥

Have fun mom and dad~

[Okay, now he really has a reason to run.]

[stopbleeding]

whAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL US I'LL KILL YOU PUNK JUST WAIT

[crudest]

so what you'll just do me half?

[stopbleeding]

I REALLY AM GOING TO KILL YOU

[crudest]

just sounds kinda unsatisfying is all I'm saying

[stopbleeding]

WHO SAID I'M HERE TO SATISFY YOU

[crudest]

that's true
i don't even know if you can

[stopbleeding]

i don't want to. i really don't want to.

[crudest]

you're really too funny every time

[crudest]

this doesn't count as catching me kiddo
points for excitement though

but listen he's not gonna catch me at all so it's not gonna matter

[explodosafe]

Well, I found you and got you to stay around, I'll call that a big step forward already. Progress is progress!

You'd rather he'd drop you and let you down?

[crudest]

here we are at the corner of the internet exchanging clever blows

have you met this guy?
he'd drop me in a heartbeat

[explodosafe]

Not really, but we talked about dom'ing ducks and the sandbox training he's done, I'm willing to take that as a proof we're friends according to the bro-code.

want me to catch you?

[crudest]

what kind of
stupid question

kid don't quit your day job

[explodosafe]

I'm not planning to

unless the bounty for you is way more than I'm thinking of

[crudest]

1 MILLION DOLLARS
DON'T LET THIS RAINBOW FUCKER FOOL YOU I'M NOT WORTH ANY LESS

[explodosafe]

Haha, you got guts! I like that!
Did you mess with his hair because he was selling you for cheap?