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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

i doubt that. summarize it.

[thesettingsun]

Certain trends in fashion can be understood without you copying the outfits one-to-one. For example, you can look at different outfits with patchwork florals and go 'oh, patchwork florals are in' and not have the SAME patchwork floral shirt as the model. It's a good way to see what works well paired together too - florals and bold stripes are both in but like hell I'd wear them together, that's a recipe for disaster. Models are "models" for a reason, they're there to show you what looks good and what's in for the season, but it's better to base your style off of that than just copy them one for one. That's creepy and kind of pathetic, if you don't have enough fashion sense to make your own outfit decisions. Plus, we don't all have model bodies, we're not going to be able to work it as well as Baren Kaiyou can.

[I don't know what Retrospec's character limit is but if this were on Twitter it would take six comments.]

[stopbleeding]

[how is this a summary]

the way you ended that makes it sound like you've got a crush.

why can't you just wear what you want?

[thesettingsun]

I do wear what I want! Because I want to look good!

[And how about he doesn't respond to that first part at all ever.]

[stopbleeding]

and baren always looks good.

[uh. huh. yeah. he's noticing that silence.]

[thesettingsun]

It's his job to look good, so, obviously.

[stopbleeding]

so how many pics do you have?

[thesettingsun]

29.

[He counted. It's a reasonable number, probably...]

[stopbleeding]

it's a crush.

[thesettingsun]

REFERENCE MATERIAL.

[why are you like this, Shuji]

[stopbleeding]

calling it that just makes you more of a creep.

[thesettingsun]

Then what am I supposed to call it?!

[stopbleeding]

[hm...]

stalking?

[thesettingsun]

They're all publicly available pictures taken with his knowledge and consent! It's completely different!!

[stopbleeding]

it's always weird meeting a fan in denial.

[thesettingsun]

I'm not in denial about being a fan! You're just making it weird and creepy!

[stopbleeding]

it is creepy. keeping photos of someone you don't know, insisting he's perfect and ignoring his flaws--what part of that isn't weird? he's just a normal asshole.

[thesettingsun]

I never insisted that he was perfect! I just think you shouldn't kill him, that's a totally reasonable thing to say!

[stopbleeding]

i wasn't going to.

[thesettingsun]

"WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF"
-ryouta ono

[stopbleeding]

you always take things this seriously, fanboy?

[thesettingsun]

I don't know you. Maybe you put hits out on social media all the time.

[stopbleeding]

damn. you figured me out. guess i'll have to put one out on you next.

[thesettingsun]

[Easiest person to intimidate: Shuji.]

I didn't do anything wrong! I wouldn't be worth much of a bounty anyway!

[stopbleeding]

it's not a matter of worth. it's a matter of how much i want you.

[zoro....]