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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

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[splinten]

If you love me, you'll let me take a picture of us together while I dress like this.

[parodeity]

i think my ad will require my new brother to be able to ride a skateboard

[splinten]

Do you love me or not, Dave?

[parodeity]

[ responds with a link to a craigslist ad for a new brother, obviously written by dave. there are some Requirements, sick skateboard tricks included? ]

[splinten]

Ouch.

[parodeity]

ive actually got a response from a dude named nate already
thanks craigslist

[splinten]

Give me his information. I'm going to fight him.

[parodeity]

no he seems ok
were talking about suits and how he likes to wear them

[splinten]

I will set his wardrobe on fire.

[parodeity]

thats my potential new big bro youre talking about

[splinten]

Send him SBAHJ and see whether or not he's worthy.

[parodeity]

too busy setting up an appointment for him to teach me sweet skateboarding tricks

[splinten]

I guess I'll have to kill him.

[parodeity]

im contractually obligated to defend my older brother in fights to the death
i do kinda wanna learn to do a wheelie tho so im actually probably seriously gonna try to learn that

[splinten]

I could teach you.

[Dirk cannot in fact teach Dave.

But his jealousy was only half a joke??? Dirk no]

[parodeity]

[ like dave was originally joking but now he's actually making plans to meet up with random craigslist npc nate to learn how to do skateboard tricks, so

who needs to be told no here ]

you cannot

[splinten]

I can. I will learn and I will teach you. I have fraternal rights.

[parodeity]

no you forfeited those with your promise to wear these atrocities

[splinten]

Dave.

[parodeity]

person im no longer related to

[splinten]

Bro.

[parodeity]

are you speaking of nate who is like
up against this dude name phillip now
im not sure who will win

[splinten]

[The craigslist add gets an application. It is from a D. Strider?

Under his positive qualities he lists 'Loves you so much even when you're a dick.']

[parodeity]

[ dave makes a quizzilla fashion quiz or something and sends it back with instructions to take it???

gotta pass 2 qualify, dude. ]

[splinten]

[Dirk does not take the quiz? Instead he replies with a picture of himself in a suit Dave made him wear.]