asking for a friend

[esperimental]

Ritsu Kageyama 7/2 near Chata

Welcome to all the unfortunate new users of Retrospec. You should know the unnatural changes of the world also affect loved ones outside the city, who are oblivious as the non-Retrospec users here; you might also experience some physical changes or receive unwanted things in the mail. Usually at the start of the month, given others' accounts. Anyway... If people were being very insistent. (Very.) And refusing to take no for an answer, what type of birthday present would you ask for? P.S. Indecisiveness is unhelpful and not the point of the post, please refrain from posting so unless you have some idea.

Comments

[chargebomb]

You don't want anything?
Aaaanything?
Games, merch, brand name clothes??

[ this guy is unreal... ]

[esperimental]

Nothing.

[ yep you bet ]

[chargebomb]

You're practically some kind of hermit or saint
I'll get you a hissing cockroach

[esperimental]

That was the actual worst of all the list
no

[ This is all caps in his heart ]

[chargebomb]

If it's a birthday gift it'd be rude of you to refuse!
My feelings would be sooo hurt

[esperimental]

You're not seriously going to put this much effort into gifting a stranger, are you?

[chargebomb]

I don't think the roach is that expensive
Probably

[esperimental]

If you get me a roach I'll just let it starve in its box.

[ The monster!! ]

[chargebomb]

Whoa okay chill
I'll get you a rock, there

[esperimental]

Please just keep your gift ideas to your actual friends.

[ Now he really has to wonder if the average 13 year old is like Shou... ]

[chargebomb]

You were asking for gift ideas!
And I offered some decent ones right?

[esperimental]

Invalidated by roach idea.

[chargebomb]

Some people really do have them as pets, you know!

[esperimental]

I don't want to be one of them!

[ Achievement Unlocked: Made Ritsu use ! ]

[chargebomb]

[ S-SCORE... ]

How about a scorpion or a tarantula?

[esperimental]

... You really like a lot of animals.

[ JUST... GOING TO SEE IF HE CAN DEFLECT THIS OFF HIMSELF. ]

[chargebomb]

I guess I do
Who doesn't like animals?

[esperimental]

Eh.

[ heathen ]

[chargebomb]

You're unbelievable
Come on what's your favorite animal
I'll spam you with cute pics

[esperimental]

None and thus inapplicable

[ IS HE GOING TO START GRADING ANIMALS?? ]

[chargebomb]

I bet it's something out there
Like the naked mole rat you seem like a naked mole rat kind of guy

[esperimental]

Dare I ask why?

[chargebomb]

You kinda live behind a rock? [ who doesn't know what a switch is?]

[esperimental]

I'll work on fixing that.

I don't want to seem like a naked mole rat person.

[chargebomb]

With luck one day you can appreciate cute animals like capybara and degus
I believe in you dude