approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

[thesettingsun]

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Comments

[thesettingsun]

He hasn't dropped dead yet, so apparently you can survive. And you can heal scrapes by drinking ink. Which, obviously, is definitely a thing you want to drink and not something that would taste awful.

[He's not thrilled with the idea.]

[youraffection]

4 a super power thats p weird ngl

[thesettingsun]

It's weird and I'm hoping I don't get it, but I probably will.

[youraffection]

u think u will bc u saw ur friend have it?

[thesettingsun]

Wherever we are in our memories, it's definitely nowhere normal. And we're from the same weird place. So unless we're a superhero team and his superpower is having ink for blood (which would be stupid) I think there's a good chance we have the same things going on, biologically speaking.

[youraffection]

huh
well...
uh
i rly dont know what 2 say tbh
it doesnt rly measure up 2 like xray vision or flying

[thesettingsun]

Definitely not as good as super strength or energy beams or anything actually useful. It's shitty. You can say that it's shitty.

[youraffection]

yea its p shitty
sorry dude
way 4 the bingo cards 2 rub it in

[thesettingsun]

It's almost like these bingo cards were distributed by an asshole company or something. Hmmmmmmm.

[youraffection]

ugh!
thats what pisses me off even more!
i feel like if we dont play their dumb games we wont get anywhere
but then were still doing what they want us 2 do
it blows

[thesettingsun]

I never knew I could hate a social media company this much.

[youraffection]

p sure that the social media thing is a front 4 something a lot more sinister
i mean obvs with all the weird hallucinomemories and powers n shit
but their sm platform sux anyway
so yea
theyre dumb

[thesettingsun]

Just because they're probably the closest thing in real life to supervillains doesn't mean they're not also a social media company.

[youraffection]

yea i guess thats true
i mean look what happened 2 facebook guy

[thesettingsun]

Refresh my memory, there have been so many facebook guys.

[youraffection]

og facebook guy
wasnt he the one who got booted?

[thesettingsun]

[A quick wikipedia trip later...]

I think he just left to go make a web app.

[youraffection]

oh
well
thats less scandalous than i thought
i swear some social media guy left in shame...

[thesettingsun]

Probably. Do you think it was Myspace? Because I haven't actually thought about Myspace in years.

[youraffection]

oh shit
TOM
i totally 4got about him!
wow it must suck 2 realize ur totally irrelevant now

[thesettingsun]

That's unfair. I think maybe two people might still use Myspace.

[youraffection]

ok well i guess tom is super relevant to those 2 ppl
but they dont count if theyre his mom and grandma

[thesettingsun]

Rude. But also fair.

No one outside of Recolle uses Retrospec, right? I feel so much safer insulting people with armies of lawyers now.

[youraffection]

haha
tru fact!
and i mean the internet was basically made so we can shoot shit
nothing 2 worry about right?

[thesettingsun]

I'm not worth suing anyway. You're probably right.