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[recollecters]

Hello Users, Please be advised that the temporal-spatial storm has now passed. Temporary access levels have been revoked. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please also be advised that as the storm has passed, work has resumed on certain other issues. You have my sincere thanks for your assistance. Thank you, Janet Halloway Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, the city has completely returned to normal; damage has been fixed, monsters are gone, and NPCs now believe that monsters are definitely not normal but don't seem to remember them having been a thing. Oops? All weapons and powers gained in their various locations / as QR codes are now gone, additionally. Group 1 locations can no longer be accessed. Retrospec NPCs will not be reachable past this point! As mentioned to various members of group one, the Director does not approve of Retrospec's team speaking with its users, so NPC interaction will drop back down to what it originally was at this time. Doing research for these people will also net zero results. City-based NPCs will now remember members of group two! They will simply be under the belief that group two members were on vacation/had a family emergency/etc. No consequences will come from them being away at their jobs or school or anything else! Furthermore: -Horses are now regarded as valid mythological creatures! So you get mildly less strange looks for talking about them. -Photographs and text, online and off, now have the color blue again! -Visual video media (online, in theaters, etc) now has the color green once again! This does not include text yet. -There has been a new list of karaoke songs added to the city of Recollé! These songs can now be found in karaoke bars and machines all across the city and even can be sold on CDs for your own karaoke parties. -The Crow's Nest now has locations across the world, including a brand new location right in the heart of Recollé! After August's plot wraps up, be sure to grab a bite to eat and say hi to Kenny Crow. -Finally, the ocean has been restored! It's still gray, however. Keep working together to buy back world changes. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[frostythehitman]

In memoriam
My sick gun, 2017 - 2017

You were the greatest weapon a man could ever ask for. Even though I knew your time on this earth would be limited, you were still a magnificent gift. Sometimes, even Retrospec is capable of good things.

Requiescat in pace.

[originallutece]

Oh, good grief.

[frostythehitman]

Like you would know grief if it hit you in the face. You don't know what this is like. You don't know what that gun meant to me.

[originallutece]

It was a gun. There are a hundred million more of them in this country. You'll learn to live.

[frostythehitman]

Oh yeah, there's tons of guns out there that can shoot bullets made out of fire and ice and sound like thunder. I'll just get another.

[originallutece]

What on earth would you even have shot with a gun like that? Nothing.

[frostythehitman]

Hello, did you not see me last week?

I was shooting monsters with it.

[originallutece]

And now they're gone, so you hardly need a gun like that anymore.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, for now. You think that's gonna be the end of it?

[standalonehuman]

[frostythehitman]

Hey, don't give me that look! It wasn't even a gun in the traditional sense anyway, it didn't actually shoot bullets. Kind of.

[standalonehuman]

[frostythehitman]

[ Your continued silence and judgemental glares are making him squirm a little. ]

What?

Come on, like me shooting lightning out of my hands is any less dangerous than a fire and ice gun.

[standalonehuman]

Just wondering if Retrospec won you over through giving you said "sick gun."

[frostythehitman]

Just because they did one cool thing once doesn't fix all the BS they've put me and everybody else through. They're still crappy, just not 100% of the time.

It's more like 95% of the time.

[digthefuzz]

rip

[frostythehitman]

Hopefully it's gone up to the great shooting range in the sky now, where it rightfully belongs.

Where were you this whole past month?

[digthefuzz]

here's hoping! bullet heaven yo

oh nowhere special, just a jungle, an ancient temple and a castle in the sky. how'd you do?

[frostythehitman]

In one of those unreality twists? That explains a lot.

We were in the Retrospec building all month, down in their basement. Also under the ocean for a little while too.

[digthefuzz]

yeah i guess that's what it's called

whoa you were locked in retrospec's basement??
now that sounds freaky
what was it like??

[frostythehitman]

That's what the Retrospec employees called them, anyway.

We weren't locked in--we could come and go whenever we wanted, we just spent a lot of time in there doing all the stupid little puzzles to do their work for them.

It's full of rooms and generators and stuff down there. Lots of monsters too, but I don't think that part is normal. I saw where they keep all our addresses, at least. And I know where Maurice sleeps now.

[digthefuzz]

oh snap

okay, well that sounds pretty cool actually
well aside from having to do their work for them
what now we're their little intern monkeys??
at least you learned some things

[frostythehitman]

Ugh don't put it like that. I don't want to be lower on the totem pole than Maurice.

And we didn't JUST run errands for them. We also saved Joanne from a giant sea monster marriage. So at least it wasn't all intern errands.

[scarlet_devil]

Really?

[ Her only other response would be... the face she's making right now. ]

[frostythehitman]

What, like you don't feel cheated out of whatever badass things you got this month?