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[recollecters]

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Comments

[complementing]

no you're absolutely right! just, in my defense, I wasn't looking to learn Korean when I opened this app haha but now's a good a time as ever I guess! yeah we have different terms for formal and casual but a lot of it is in the suffixes too like I could call you I dare you-kun and you'd know we're cool, or I could use -sama and you'd know you're the highest tier of person to have ever dared me to do something on this unwillingly downloaded app

[openhanded]

yeah usually the school is really good about giving us advance notice of things.... this is just so weird. you're absolutely right though. it's probably not affiliated

maybe I'll ask the coding professor tomorrow? his class is down the hall from mine

I think the dumbest thing is that I can't change my name or add a nickname or anything (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆*

[goen]

That's what a mind controller would make you say...
The cat pictures are a problem though.
I guess the mind controller really likes cats.
I'm onto you, mind controller!! ( ≧Д≦)

[ghostories]

Yuuko Kanoe i had to fact check that and now i want to kill you

[voideity]

harder is an understatement 😉
like im a computer science major if anyone should be able to delete this shit its me but no
it fuckin wont go
like a virus
the weirdest gd virus

[rhapsodeity]

:)

are you calling dirk your dad??
hehehe
i guess he does sort of hover like one

[complementing]

Minako Arisato Oh no that's such a cute picture! Minako Arisato I need to visit your place sometime so I can visit your dogs...

[sharplydressed]

now you have an easy way of pretending you're busy, though! you could get out of all kinds of work like this i bet (´∀`)

[rhapsodeity]

well
im sorry i wasnt much help, rachel
maybe you should rest for now

[voideity]

jade im the worst trash
im sorry u had to find out this way
well its actually a lil fun even if its
intrusive af

aww jadey we need to sneak u in a pet
or take it up the apartment manager
let me at em ill give im whats for

[parodeity]

i mean i have spent years
YEARS
as your best friend
almost a full on decade here wolf
there is no one better suited to the job than me?
except maybe rose
rose butt the fuck out if youre reading this i called dibs
i should be the one to get to go like shopping for wedding things with you
and talk you through your pre iguana wedding jitters
and like
hold your flowers and shit until you need them
and also i should be the one to get to throw you a bachelorette party
these are absolutely best friend slash best man duties??????
i should be the one to give the toast
ive had it written for years now

[scarlet_devil]

I for one think it is very odd, this app.

[ And this message comes from someone whose name might be familiar. ]

[quaria]

[ He's just going to ignore the first comment. The point was made, so there's no need to dwell.

... And why is this girl asking him something personal, especially after what he just posted. ]

Setsuna F. Seiei I apologize for answering with a question. Why do you wish to know?

[complementing]

wait can you not turn off the notifs in the settings? (｡・ω・｡)? I've been having too much fun reading everything so I didn't go to check but if you can't then there's always the Do Not Disturb setting until someone figures out how to delete this app!

[voideity]

lmao fuck my dude i was just messin w you
this aint google search
its some social media app that added itself

[parodeity]

what no
hes my bro not my dad theres a HUGE difference
but dirks the one id ask for help with a thing like this
theres no reason to bug dad
also
99% sure dad doesnt know what the app is and that might mean he cant help

[complementing]

there's still the problem of how it got downloaded onto our phones and stuff though... (;;;〇□〇）

[sharplydressed]

woah! that's a threat with some real weight... not eating cupcakes ever again is basically elimination.

definitely a top rated villain here! ＝(￣□￣;)

[ghostories]

ohhh that dave
i've seen him around
dirk does? so he managed to uninstall the app?

[clear_eyes]

I will, I promise. You don't need to be sorry, either.

In a way we're all in this together, I guess?

[Even if it's just typing, it... feels kind of good saying that for some reason.]

[sharplydressed]

super appreciated ♥

anyway i was just wondering if there was any sort of like
reason for this, i guess?

i mean there's got to be some sort of pattern unless they really did just pick the first thirty people they could find or whatever.

[voideity]

this is me helpin cant u see this is my helpin face
lmao ok fair
well you probs wouldnt pay the same to a busser as you would a waitress or bartender
thats just mathenomics
what did you get paid before you were the boss?
or if you hire people w/o specific duties for each and they just help u however
id say
above minimum wage but raise based on experience and performance if necessary

[clear_eyes]

That's exactly what happened to me!

I thought I had just been working too hard that day!

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu you're just saying this to get me to read it! （￣□￣；
Kiyomitsu Kashuu it's working though
Kiyomitsu Kashuu give me like a week to catch up

[ghostories]

Yuuko Kanoe no reason
Yuuko Kanoe just wondering if this app censors things

[ it stands for "fucking", doesn't it. please say it stands for fucking. ]