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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[riviation]

As special as you and everyone else here. Got it.

[swordere]

"Hold up, I need to spec something really quick."

...Hm, yeah. I don't know if I like the ring of that. I don't intend to use the app for long enough for that to be an issue, though.

[twelfthspark]

Only *trying*? You wound me. 😢

I managed to escape from coffee hell for the day, so I'm hitting Tisse. ☆

[hjack69]

#whyisntthisworking #recolle #retrospec #totalbs #bringbackhashtags

ughhhhh
now what the hell am i supposed to do when i need to make passive aggressive swipes at people

[spes_phthisica]

haha but conspiracy theories are fun б（＞ε＜）∂
like what if we are all just mass hallucinating this app
ゞ◎Д◎ヾ WHAT IF

also is this you????

[daemonized]

You don't need a cat. Take a picture of someone else's. And what will you be doing to help for Founder's Day?

Oh, you know. The usual. Falling asleep in class, eyes glazed over. Occasionally, there's one that's actually paying attention. If only more were as focused as you had been.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Is it me, or is this town practically blanketed in cats?

2.

[glacian]

Quite a pain. It's difficult for me to teach my evening class if everyone's phones keep buzzing. It's absolutely dreadful that social media gained such fevered popularity but now it interferes with reality.

[ghostories]

Yuuko Kanoe bzzt! wrong!
Yuuko Kanoe book 2 is called "child of wolves"!

[daemonized]

Do me a favor? Try it for me. Tell me of the results.

[true_noir]

I once heard an expression that I think applies? Show me the money? Yes, yes, I think that fits. Prove you're not a sucker, and I'll believe it.

Coffee Hell? Tisse? What are these places?

[She needed to get out more, damnit.]

[spes_phthisica]

well so far its certainly helping people realize how adorable cats are at least
and every little bit helps right (;^▽^A

[caelestialis]

[ why do you enjoy making her so flustered. ]

I am! I checked my photos from this week and last week and everything. 🙅 👍 📷 [ oh no wait she admitted to it and.

why. ]

[swordere]

Oh wow, an unexpected layer. I need to step up my conspiracy game, I didn't even consider that possibility.

[ghostories]

Yuuko Kanoe well, since they say lovers are bound by a red string of fate
Yuuko Kanoe it might be the reason neither of us attached?

[twelfthspark]

Uuuugh you don't think this is how viral marketing's gonna work from now on do you???

[twelfthspark]

Coffee hell, aka "work". And Tisse is the cool part of town, are you new here or something?

[hjack69]

wait seriously
you have NO IDEA how social media works?
all you do is talk
you should probably share your political opinions and your stance on major social issues i hear people love that

[divine_braid]

Hey... nice to meet you. I'm Don.

But, yeah. It's uh... Well, I'm not exactly a fan of my full name, yanno? I was hoping we could use nicknames, but I haven't seen an "edit profile" anywhere.

[spes_phthisica]

exactly
and i mean its not like fb and google and what not are not doing the same on a larger scale
and they dont even have the courtesy to show you that theyre watching u
(｀ω´) but its still pretty intriguing right

little rubber bands d(⌒ー⌒)
but i mean they only stay on for long enough to take the picture if youre lucky haha

[alienates]

Kissies

[ KISSIES......... ]

[daemonized]

You think I'm cool? I'm flattered. But no, I was more sleep-addled in those years, never mind what my siblings thought.

[And Ardyn saying he was sleep-addled then is impressive, given his sorry sleep schedule now.]

As long as I get to drive, and only then. Are your students that bad?

[twelfthspark]

It feels smaller without the audience, right? Like the most important part is missing...

The most important part besides the star of course. 🌟

[alienates]

This is it. This is the best comment made. Congratulations on your fuck up.

[puffing]

Stop using this fucking app. Immediately.
Cease and desist.
I'm telling you this as a member of law enforcement and as a guy who can't deal with this bullshit.
I don't need another way for a bunch of people to send me random pictures and memes.
Especially when a lot of those pictures are dogs or literal wolves. Or better yet, donuts.
FUCKING DONUTS.
Get some better material.


... Dave.

Bigby Wolf shared a photo. 02/01 near Recollé Police Department

Full moon out tonight. Going to ask for everyone to keep their shit together. And yes, before you bother. I get the goddamn irony in me saying that.

[ 'cause, get it. Bigby Wolf. full moon. wolf. moon. ahahahaha shut up he will be well behaved ok. ]