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[recollecters]

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[tearable]

* 1. "mom, dont make your password 'password' please"

Elizabeth Wolf updated her cover photo. 2/1 near Recollé University

....

2. you can call me on my cell phone

Hello?
Is anyone having problems with notifications? My phone kept blowing up the entirety of my last class. No one else has been able to turn off notifications...

This is a pain.

ooc: * I am dragging Xander to hell and back. This is the funniest shit ever and should never have been made, even as a joke

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[hjack69]

haha shit liz
i didnt know biggs face could do that
that thing we humans like to call "smiling"
bc mostly hes like >:[
except when hes pissed then hes like >8[

forgive me lord 4 i have sinned

[tearable]

Hahaha, he has his moments!
People don't give him reasons to smile too often. Would you be shocked to know people really do not like law enforcement?

Is >8[ the face he made when he took your shoes last week? Don't blame him. Heard you never found the end of that bottle you were looking for...

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[orbweaver]

Aranea Highwind Don't tell me that sorry bloke right there is your husband.

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf He's not so sorry when he actually shows an emotion other than anger... That is to be saying he is capable of such a feeling.

But, yes. :) It is.

[ #OBLIVIOUS. ]

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[momentaryspring]

Hi Ms. Wolf

[tearable]

Hey there. Sorry to add to the flurry of spam notifications...

2.

[glacian]

Quite a pain. It's difficult for me to teach my evening class if everyone's phones keep buzzing. It's absolutely dreadful that social media gained such fevered popularity but now it interferes with reality.

[tearable]

[ ??? She's going to die??? SHE IS SUCH A HUGE FAN... DOES SHE EVEN REMEMBER HER? Oh my gosh, act cool, Lzzie.]

Right?! It's so preposterous!
I mean, that being said, technology has brought us so far in science and our lifestyles but.. there's no vibrate or silence option. It seems like possibly leaving feedback on their service will be met with lukewarm appreciation.

How long have you had the app on your device?

I CANT BELIEVE IM BEING DOXXED!!

[rhapsodeity]

moooooooooom
you definitely just posted on our family pic on the creepy new app
i dont know if you meant to do that but its a thing you managed
oh jeez
well it maybe already had access to our files :\
did you post this on purpose???

YOU'RE FOREVER DOXXED

[tearable]

Did I?! I was trying to exit out of the damn option! It kept prompting me to upload a photo as a lgjdhhjgfhghjgfjhjgjhfg

That was most certainly me "keysmashing"!

I didn't mean to, I was trying to find the way to exit out of the notification. That wasn't even my favorite photo of us... God, what next? Spam?

[myboggartisthemoon]

John R. Lunise I am amazed you three managed to find the time to take that picture. :)

[tearable]

Elizabeth Wolf It was not easy! I think it was around last fall break. I didn't WANT to upload the photo, but it was the first I clicked, grr.

[clear_eyes]

I'm sorry you got dragged into this too, Mrs. Wolf. This whole thing has been somewhat upsetting.

[tearable]

It can't be helped if there's a hundred or so others affected. I'm sure someone found their customer support number to sort this whole thing out.

[heroforall]

I still haven't figured out how to shut the notifs off either. But when I do I'll let you know Mrs. Wolf!

[Guess who has been having a similar problem in his classes?]

That's a really nice picture by the way!

[tearable]

Thank you, I've been tempted to just cash in some PTO and go for a camping trip without cell service. :(

And - oh. You can see that? Damn it, I didn't mean to! The window wouldn't close until I uploaded a photo!

[sharplydressed]

that was a cute family snap you uploaded earlier! (*・∀・)☆

anyway yeah notifs can't be turned off yet i don't think? or if they can i haven't found a way to do it yet. i've mostly been trying to figure out how to log out or delete the app though

[tearable]

Ugh... It was a mistake. I don't know who is more embarrassed - me or Bigby.

It seems to have a block on its permissions. If the file was executable and installed, our devices seem to be banned from making administrator-level actions... it's impossible.

[ She's been googling this, okay. ]

You haven't done anything you'll regret with this stupid thing, have you? Others haven't been so lucky.

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[chiseler]

well, if the creeps at retrospec weren't wolf-watching they definitely are now

[tearable]

Luke, don't you dare start making me worried! It was a simple mistake - I would have chose a better picture from that shoot! Bigby looks almost unnaturally happy.

...Is that Photoshop?

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[parodeity]

if you want i can come fix your notif settings between math and photography ma'am

[tearable]

Think you can really fix it? I'm tempted to just throw it into the river.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum omg
Prompto Argentum you guys are family????

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[feminitis]

Sei Tominaga Aww, that's such a cute photo!
Sei Tominaga Where's the like button, I want to like it ten times...