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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[catsudon]

No, you're missing the point. Literally do the things I just said. I don't know if it needs to be one of the people at the store, just try it.

But not with Pearl, she's writing letters on this, or Vitya, I see him too. Find someone who isn't in our exclusive little trial group.

[viktorymaker]

Yura is right. Try it, it really is a neat trick.

[catsudon]

"Neat" is one word for it.

Hey, have you check your computer?

[viktorymaker]

It sure is. You used it first, though.

I'm not near my computer right now. Why do you ask?

1/2

[catsudon]

*checked

2/2

[catsudon]

I used it sarcastically. This whole thing is moronic.

No big reason. I'm just really hoping that Retrospec isn't spyware or about to wreck my harddrive and my phone in the name of a "test" I never signed up for.

( amoung other things, affording replacements right now is... stretching finances. maybe he's just imagining what he's seeing? there is no retrospec on his laptop. nope, that's just a suspiciously, unfortunately familiar icon, and...

... ugh. )

[viktorymaker]

What do you think it could be, if not spyware?

[catsudon]

Does calling it a nuisance count as an answer?

[viktorymaker]

Not really. But if there's an answer that makes more sense, I haven't seen it yet.

And people are saying a lot of things.

[katsudonfatale]

I can't believe I'm actually going to try this.

If I don't come back it means the problem got fixed, I guess.

[catsudon]

Have fun low-key freaking out when you come back.

( 'cause he sure did :] )

1/???

[katsudonfatale]

[ SEVERAL minutes later ]

Why did you tell me to do that??!??

[katsudonfatale]

I gave my phone to one of the tech support persons and they couldn't find the app???

[katsudonfatale]

And then he gave me back my phone so I could show it to him and I saw it reinstall, but i never uninstalled it!!?

[katsudonfatale]

And it couldn't have been uninstalled by the tech guy because he couldn't find it!! And then I gave it back ot him and

[katsudonfatale]

and it was GONE!!!! again???!?

DONE

[katsudonfatale]

I'm gong to thhrow this phone away goodbvyte

CRIES IM SORRY, YUURI 1/3

[catsudon]

Must be nice being able to afford that, Jazzercise. Calm down.

2/3

[catsudon]

Wait.

3/3

[catsudon]

Has anyone tried buying one of those pay as you go smartphones to see if it really is limited to just what we have right now?

( he means: someone with disposable income. actually, Vitya, go do that. )

JAZZERCISE OH MY GOD i'm........ bless you yuri

[katsudonfatale]

I don,t know i don't thtink i want to try it what if it showos up again??

[ he says, while still discussing this whole thing on the cursed app on his cursed phone ]

LOOK........ no i got nothing

[catsudon]

The we're all in an even stranger episode of Preternatural than we thought? Seriously, take ten to breathe or something, you're typing worse than I do with my friends.

( the fact that they're all talking about this app while on the app makes it ten times more hilarious, but hey. )

[katsudonfatale]

I don't understand how any of you can be so calm while all of this is happening!

[ That actually took a little longer than it should have due to a lot of backspacing but look ma, no typos!! ]

hop hop, no one cares about poor yuuri's nerves...

[spes_phthisica]

no pay per go phone but i did try using moms phone
it installed itself the moment i touched it
and then after mom couldnt find it at all

same with a random stranger on the street
cool huh

yuuri is a victim...

[viktorymaker]

This gets more and more interesting