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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[voideity]

omg you cant @ ppl??
wtf is the POINT
i dont see a friendslist either
did these people not go to social media school
bc yall i HAVE and all social medias have @s and #s
also live video but tbqh i can live w/o that lmao
instagram stories are still the dumbest thing i stg

[parodeity]

i mean maybe we can
you came here
you were pinged by my @
your soul heard it
maybe it does soul @s
we dont know rox
it COULD be
also wow instagram stories are
well kinda dumb but fun so w/e

[voideity]

ok that would be a p neat nd hot new feature
but kinda fuckin weird
also a lil freaky
where is their privacy policy i wanna read it
well send it to dirk to read
theyre fun but such a snapchat rip off like what game u playin insta
no one gonna leave snap for u

[parodeity]

dirks the only person who reads those we both know this
if it exists
which im getting the feeling it so does not
he will have already read us
and will have a list of pointers
also wow you come into my house
on the day of something or other
and insult instagram to me????
thats how were playing it now?

[voideity]

i would fuckin email support if theyd fuckin GIVEN US A SUPPORT TO EMAIL
i stg
@retrospec get a support email
@retrospec can u feel this in ur soul
@davestrider listen instagram is great
but they cant be themselves AND be snapchat
there is a reason they are two seperate programs
i aint the same bitch on insta that i am on snap
no one is??
on snap i sit in my pjs eatin cheetos talkin real shit w cats meowin in the distance
on insta i got all my makeup on in the pale sunlight with a soft smile nd a mild filter in fronta my bookcase

[parodeity]

i mean yeah
i have to admit my insta face is diff from my snap mojo
but like its kind of hilarious to see how the networks like try to copy features from one another i guess???
and how people use them
like
insta stories dont even have the same feel as like streaks do on snap

[voideity]

thats true
its like the war of the social networks
kinda curious to see how this master social network that self-installs itself w no goddamn warning holds up in comparison
how will people make this shit their own
what feel will it have
if theyd actually asked itd be pretty cool to test a new app like this ngl

[parodeity]

so you and dirk still arent having any luck in making it uninstall itself i take it
also yeah this WOULD be really cool if theyd asked
we could like
get in on the ground floor and try to see the trends or start them or just fuck around and see what stuck
id absolutely sign up for that shit?

[voideity]

none
i think di is having a meltdown over it
which is fair bc what the fuck
and u know how he is w social networks 🙅
ugh same lil bro
but since they didnt ask its like
hdu smh

i mean
im still gonna use it
but still be passive aggressively pissed while i do

[parodeity]

basically they could have solved everything by asking nicely
shit moms right
manners ARE the golden rule
time for an afterschool special realization for these losers

and yeah im still gonna use it too obviously
its here how can we not?

[voideity]

we should see if mom would be the teacher on it
shed be the best one for the job

exactly
its like puttin a pbj on the table
like a mystery pbj
and expectin it to not be eaten

speaking of did you eat my fuckin pbj dave

[parodeity]

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