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[recollecters]

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[parodeity]

man
ok give me a second shot here
i can do a sciencey joke with proper science dont count me out of the running yet

why didnt the dog star laugh at my last joke
because she was way too sirius

yeah it super is tbqh
as is the whole
downloads to shit without asking part but

[rhapsodeity]

lol am i the dog in this joke???
i am not being serious!
space is so cool and i just know a lot of things about it
its like if i made a joke about tupac that was just fundamentally wrong
you would point out that it is wrong, too!

well, at least you could ignore it before
and we did not know that it was using our full names :/
in general this whole app is so creepy and i dont like it and i want it gone
i am telling my dad

[parodeity]

well you are a wolf
and look ok i kind of knew the moon had atmosphere probably but
the play on words was too good to pass up???
but yes id probably point it out
like a hypocritical asshole
so you win this round wolf

thats a good plan
ill complain to dirk later

[rhapsodeity]

:)

are you calling dirk your dad??
hehehe
i guess he does sort of hover like one

[parodeity]

what no
hes my bro not my dad theres a HUGE difference
but dirks the one id ask for help with a thing like this
theres no reason to bug dad
also
99% sure dad doesnt know what the app is and that might mean he cant help

[rhapsodeity]

your dad is not that out of touch with stuff, is he?
your parents are so nice and they seem to know a lot of memes
why do your parents know so many memes???
it is kind of weird
but i get why you would go to dirk
my dads not tech savvy but i bet i could get him to give me police grade pepper spray
that is why i was going to tell him :p





oh fuck!!!!!!!!!
now the creeps know my plan

[parodeity]

im honestly a little shocked you dont already have some of that in your bag of horrors honestly
also my parents know a ton of memes because theyre cool obviously
how else would we all have turned out this amazing
and attractive
although i gotta say dads computer genes only like partially transferred
the first set got all of those
aside from like
millennial normalities

im pretty sure your dad will have backup plans for dealing with creeps just saying

[rhapsodeity]

it is not a bag of horrors!
it is a bag full of apple juice boxes and whatever else you hand me throughout the day
which is sometimes half eaten snacks :/
i dont know why you cant just put those in your pockets
you are always handing me things to hold and then just leaving them in my care so i have to have something to carry them around in
you tell me that your parents are attractive all the time, dave
youre not that dumb with computers though :o
actually, im sure if you applied yourself, you could do well
its not like youre going to accidentally code a virus hehehe

well yeah
its my dad!
i bet he is already on the case :D

[parodeity]

you ask for those half eaten snacks sometimes
literally "dave save me some of x y z"
and now im being penalized for doing so rude
also nothing much fits in my pockets aside from like my phone and some hair ties you know this
and fuck yeah theyre attractive all striders are attractive
its genetic

lmk when he figures shit out

[rhapsodeity]

yes i do!
and you never say no :D
except that time you got mad about that twinkie :\
that was kind of lame of you, dave!
they came back a couple months later anyway, twinkies would never be gone forever

[parodeity]

not like vine
jade it was so young and innocent

[rhapsodeity]

you can still watch the videos that were uploaded

[parodeity]

its not the same
we cant make new vines
well never loop out a new vine ever again

[rhapsodeity]

that is true
but vine peaked with that one of the lady sky diving set to run away with me

[parodeity]

ok thats not true
i mean it is true that video rocked
but vine had SO MANY choice videos
and the bar kept getting put higher every time
and now well never know jade
well never know what other vines there could have been
it haunts me sometimes

[rhapsodeity]

its like you have vines you never go to do, dave
did you plan a bunch out or something???

[parodeity]

look so what if i did
but dont you ever also just think
SHIT YEAH just had the best idea for a baller vine
but no
then you remember
vine is no more
vine never will be again
vine is dead

the end days are upon us

[rhapsodeity]

um
no
i just watch the ones we have when i miss vine
they are pretty good!

[parodeity]

you just dont understand jade
vine was my soulmate
it was there for me
when i wanted to shitpost 7 second videos
no one else will ever be there for me like that ever again

[rhapsodeity]

i just think its kind of depressing to wonder about what could have been like that
i would rather enjoy what we have than lament what we dont
that kind of thinking has just hurt me before so i dont like it

[parodeity]

oh
well in that case

here this will help

[rhapsodeity]

i dont know what emotion this gif is stirring in me, but it reminds me of the feeling i get when you taunt me about how you are taller than me now :\
also i love elephants

[parodeity]

ok but in the picture the shorter animal is teasing the taller animal
which
actually thats p accurate about us sometimes

elephants are objectively gods gift to mankind
directly after my webcomic

[rhapsodeity]

i dont tease you, dave ;p
that is a lot of nonsense you just typed at me!!!!

[parodeity]

blatant lies??????
the blatant lies police are gonna come and lock you up
and then youll waste your sole phonecall to dial me up
and blatantly lie some more

liar liar pants on fire