loading...

[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[twelfthspark]

lololol

I mean, you're not wrong

[hjack69]

lmao right
savage
i mean itd be really shitty meth but still

[twelfthspark]

Speaking from experience? ;)

[hjack69]

if i had a lawyer he would be advising me to say "no" right now
lets just stick with "ive seen some shit"
way back in ye olden days i ran with some rough crowds and WOW you would not BELIEVE the shit youll learn from them
its like pbs but with more prison shanks

[twelfthspark]

Sesame Cellblock. Let's stick a trademark sign on that and make it a thing.

[hjack69]

make it happen
the people need to know the realities of making prison hooch out of common fruits and tube socks for their fun at-home projects

[twelfthspark]

They can do a bit on how to turn crayons into shivs.

[hjack69]

nah see theyre expecting that
what you wanna do is use paper
im not going into how you turn newspaper into jailyard weaponry for obv reasons but believe me its the way you wanna go for all your stabbing needs

[twelfthspark]

I kind of want to ask how you know that

And I kind of really, really don't.

[hjack69]

i am a bountiful wellspring of information that should probably die with me
look be glad your youth is kinda boring bc i have had at LEAST three people threaten dismemberment and then doing weird things with random body parts

[twelfthspark]

[Is... is she being trolled now? She isn't sure either of that or of whether she should pity the robotics nerds.]

Gonna guess that's where the prison shanks came in.

[hjack69]

you remember the chainsaw scene in scarface?
yeah

[twelfthspark]

Yeah.

[Making a mental note to google that, she's just going to quietly withdraw to another thread now. Jack 1, Arlene 0.]

[orbweaver]

Well, he's definitely not right either.

[twelfthspark]

So what are you planning to do with this oh-so-sketchy list, then? 😉 It's no *fun* if you really are just painting your nails and going to bed.

[orbweaver]

My coworker wants the Nyquil, and I’m takin’ the rest.

Sorry I couldn’t make things more exciting for you.

[twelfthspark]

Aww. You couldn't just lie?

[orbweaver]

[ continued here ]