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[recollecters]

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[hjack69]

look if you want to make meth you should be subtler abt it

[twelfthspark]

lololol

I mean, you're not wrong

[hjack69]

lmao right
savage
i mean itd be really shitty meth but still

[twelfthspark]

Speaking from experience? ;)

[hjack69]

if i had a lawyer he would be advising me to say "no" right now
lets just stick with "ive seen some shit"
way back in ye olden days i ran with some rough crowds and WOW you would not BELIEVE the shit youll learn from them
its like pbs but with more prison shanks

[twelfthspark]

Sesame Cellblock. Let's stick a trademark sign on that and make it a thing.

[hjack69]

make it happen
the people need to know the realities of making prison hooch out of common fruits and tube socks for their fun at-home projects

[twelfthspark]

They can do a bit on how to turn crayons into shivs.

[hjack69]

nah see theyre expecting that
what you wanna do is use paper
im not going into how you turn newspaper into jailyard weaponry for obv reasons but believe me its the way you wanna go for all your stabbing needs

[orbweaver]

Well, he's definitely not right either.

[twelfthspark]

So what are you planning to do with this oh-so-sketchy list, then? 😉 It's no *fun* if you really are just painting your nails and going to bed.

[orbweaver]

My coworker wants the Nyquil, and I’m takin’ the rest.

Sorry I couldn’t make things more exciting for you.

[twelfthspark]

Aww. You couldn't just lie?

[orbweaver]

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[orbweaver]

Uh oh. 2 seconds in and my master plan’s been foiled.

Should I expect the cops at my doorstep any second from now?

[hjack69]

dont worry kiddo im not gonna bring THE MAN down on your head for a little harmless meth cooking
you kids are wacky these days
just promise me you wont melt your face off and you have my blessing

[orbweaver]

I don't buy drugs and I totally never will...
But if I ever did, I'd buy high quality dope fresh off the streets.
A girl's gotta have some standards, you know.

[hjack69]

pfff yeah and get coke cut 90/10 w baking soda
you want llello you get the straight colombia hookup or you dont even know WHAT youre snorting

not that id know

[daemonized]

Please don't enable our lovely future tattoo artist. She needs all of her concentration while she repeatedly pierces needles into our skin.

[hjack69]

well obv shed be doing her fat lines of booger sugar when some other poor asshole is in the chair
with the dough were coughing up for these tats im basically paying for sobriety

[daemonized]

Aranea may just give you crooked lines to spite you if you're not careful. (Isn't that right, Aranea? I know you're reading this.)

Speaking of, decided on something more tangible yet? Where design is concerned.

[hjack69]

yeah actually
ill give you the deets in person
its kinda
i dunno
personal

what about you hows the demon thing going

[orbweaver]

Crack’s still a step up from doing a quick shake 'n' bake in my basement while hoping for the best.

Do you know? If not, guess I’ll have to ask someone else about how great llello is. Never had Colombian hookups that posh before.

[hjack69]

uh-uh kid you gotta do it like we all did it back then
which means moving to miami or vegas and gettin in good w people that matter OR if youre a wild west kinda gal moving down to mexico and trying not to get cartelled

stay in school kid my 20s werent all that desirable

[orbweaver]

Didn’t join the old geezer tour but I have been to Mexico. Barely made it out alive, but that’s part of the fun.

How sweet.
If only someone had been around to believe in me when I was 17 like you do, hell, I would have gone and taken my A Levels.

:’(