[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[robitussin]

avenge meeee

[covenantal]

... how do I avenge your death in this instance?

By declaring a vendetta on banana costumes?

love me!!!!!!!

[parodeity]

i dunno like
i think theres a certain charm to the idea
of someone dressing up absolutely stupid for you
although admittedly my inclination is "because it's funny and would make me smile"
instead of "because id be so hella seduced"
so maybe that isnt even the outcome sexy costume ppl are going for here

[concasse]

so this is the quality posting i can expect on this site huh?

[commandertoolbelt]

you could at least try to find a sexy turkey costume for the season

[robitussin]

outlaw sexy banana costumes as a crime against humanity, probably

[compendiem]

I can follow recipes and not burn anything.

[redarm]

yu no
it doesnt have to end this way.

[covenantal]

Pretty much. At least, from me and Souji, anyway.

[kagepuro]

I

I think they both make me feel equally awkward...

[concasse]

don't know either of ya but my real question is why the fuck a banana

why not an apple

or a durian

i need to go ritualistically burn my laptop, excuse me

[covenantal]

...

[elevelvetor]

[ ...she feels like she's seeing doub oh wait this is yu. she. sort of feels bad about responding to his and not souji's but surely no one will notice!!

and, more to the point, she has a good third option for yu. she didn't really have one for souji. ]

another option.
specifically, this.
it's far classier.

[heiroglyphs]

So one question.
Why do you want to have sex with a banana?

[wantnotneed]

1 sucks if you're trying to sit down somewhere since you might knock over the table.
2 is hideous if they don't have the right size for you!
Why not just go with this?

[adoringpast]

no.

[originallutece]

Is there an actual reason you two are doing this, or are you merely tormenting us all with contemplating sexy fruit?

screams

[commandertoolbelt]

see
sexy turkey is obviously the superior choice

[complementing]

I didn't know the strawberry costume was for that too

thennnnn probably 2

[maskreant]

it'd be better if you were just nude.

[unenvied]

Why on earth do these exist!?

[alitaba]

why??????

[covenantal]

... (⊙︿⊙✿)

It's important.

jan do you still love me

[covenantal]

You know, that's a pretty good question.

People are weird?

[covenantal]

You shouldn't say such things in public...

... my love.