[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[youraffection]

what
r u
r u srsly suggesting this

[twostringsonebow]

Why wouldn't I be serious?

[he's just as bad as his boyfriend that's why.]

[youraffection]

i cant believe u
all of u
wtf is even going on what is this 4

[twostringsonebow]

I have not a single clue.
Though from some of the comments it would seem that he's attempting to beat his brother in best costume?
So you simply have to beat them both in order to assert your dominance and stop such an inane contest.
If you wear that I'll wear one of your choosing, it seems rather fun.

[youraffection]

...
is this a joke

[twostringsonebow]

Does it read like I'm joking?

[youraffection]

tbh i never know when 2 take u srsly

[twostringsonebow]

Good.
You're the only person I've been able to keep on their toes.

[youraffection]

that rly doesnt make me feel any better
but idk if that level of humiliation is worth it bc ive got a feeling that u might enjoy whatever i picked 4 u anyway

[twostringsonebow]

You'll never know if you don't try.

[youraffection]

fine whatever
be this guy idk

[twostringsonebow]

[holy fuck]

I absolutely despise this.

[youraffection]

really
like u honestly hate it

[twostringsonebow]

I think the only way I would hate this more is if it was made entirely of denim.

[youraffection]

well im sure it could b made out of denim

[twostringsonebow]

If you manage to somehow deliver that godforsaken costume into my hands
I will wear it. For a day.
But I do wish to have a fruit in the spirit of the contest.

[youraffection]

ok but what r u honestly getting out of this
i dont believe ud just do it for funsies

[covenantal]

That's not fruit.

p(´⌒｀｡q)

[youraffection]

so what?
he didnt say it had 2 b fruit

[twostringsonebow]

He's right. I never specified.

[covenantal]

Tsk. I expected better.

This is a sexy fruit contest, after all.

[youraffection]

there is nothing sexy about any of this!

[covenantal]

There is if you just believe, Yosuke.

[twostringsonebow]

This only proves that he has no sense of creativity when it comes to costumes.

[covenantal]

To his credit, he did manage to find something you won't wear.