[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[youraffection]

fine whatever
be this guy idk

[twostringsonebow]

[holy fuck]

I absolutely despise this.

[youraffection]

really
like u honestly hate it

[twostringsonebow]

I think the only way I would hate this more is if it was made entirely of denim.

[youraffection]

well im sure it could b made out of denim

[twostringsonebow]

If you manage to somehow deliver that godforsaken costume into my hands
I will wear it. For a day.
But I do wish to have a fruit in the spirit of the contest.

[youraffection]

ok but what r u honestly getting out of this
i dont believe ud just do it for funsies

[twostringsonebow]

[hes fuckin wingmanning for yu]

Your humiliation, of course.
There is nothing sweeter than the embarrassment of others.

[youraffection]

[ And watching Yosuke suffer. ]

my dignity is worth more than this

[twostringsonebow]

[It's true.]

As is mine, but it's worth taking the stick out of your butt sometimes.

[youraffection]

[ WELP. There's a phrase he never expected from Goro. How rude. ]

wtf???
just bc i think the sexy fruit costume thing is dumb?

[covenantal]

That's not fruit.

p(´⌒｀｡q)

[youraffection]

so what?
he didnt say it had 2 b fruit

[twostringsonebow]

He's right. I never specified.

[covenantal]

Tsk. I expected better.

This is a sexy fruit contest, after all.

[youraffection]

there is nothing sexy about any of this!

[covenantal]

There is if you just believe, Yosuke.

[youraffection]

y r u doing this 2 me

[covenantal]

I'm not doing it to you.

I'm doing it to Souji.

[youraffection]

no
souji likes this kind of thing

[twostringsonebow]

This only proves that he has no sense of creativity when it comes to costumes.

[covenantal]

To his credit, he did manage to find something you won't wear.

[twostringsonebow]

He did, and for that I commend him greatly.
It's rather impossible to find something I won't try once.

[covenantal]

It is pretty hideous. I understand your refusal. I'd say no, too. We all have our limits.

Souji would do it, though.

[twostringsonebow]

He's shameless. How is it you two are related, honestly.