[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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[covenantal]

[ fuck.

a critical hit. one more blow and he's done for... but he's not out of tricks just yet. ]

I know you're eager, but I couldn't deprive you of the chance to memorize my every tremble with your fingers on my skin.

[maskreant]

deprive me. lead me on. make me beg for just one touch.

turn on your camera.

[twostringsonebow]

[the softest most empathetic fuck for yu]

Heel.

[covenantal]

[ HE'S SUFFERING SO MUCH ]

Thank you.

[twostringsonebow]

I can't say it'll work, as he is quite... rebellious at times, but I will do my best to ensure some level of control.

[his boyfriend is hot help,]

[maskreant]

i’m not a thirsty hellhound, Goro.

[twostringsonebow]

We'll see how long your denial lasts.

[kind of wanna see how long akira'll last without physical affection]

[maskreant]

why do i have a bad feeling about this?

[twostringsonebow]

Because you know I'm quite serious about whatever it is I'm planning at the moment.

[maskreant]

i love you. forgive me.

[twostringsonebow]

[that's a nice instant reaction]

I'll consider it.

[maskreant]

unfortunately, you don’t have any control over me.

sorry.

[twostringsonebow]

What a sudden change in attitude... Of course not. But I'm going to do a small experiment and see what happens, if that's quite alright.
And no, you can't know what it is.
You'll learn it as you go. More genuine results this way.

[covenantal]

[ defeat. ]

I can't believe this.

You'll pay for this, Kurusu.

[maskreant]

winnnnerrrrrr!

good try. are you okay though?

[covenantal]

凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

I did my best. Yeah, of course. I was never actually planning to do any of this in the first place, which you've probably guessed by now.

[maskreant]

(◉‿◉✿)

yeah. you would get way too embarrassed in those costumes, but it’s been fun doing this, right?

[covenantal]

... I'd die. (*´Д｀)=з It has been fun, though. Everyone's reactions are great.

Though, that said, I'd probably still do it if Souji asked.

[wantnotneed]

If you wanted that kind of theme for the cat cafe, you could have just asked.
Though we'd have to tone it down a little for the kids, of course. :)

[maskreant]

[ oh my fucking god the last person he wants to see ]

no, i don’t think the owner would want that... it’s shpposed to be a Rated E for Everyone place.

[wantnotneed]

But it looks like it's what you want?
Theme not withstanding. ☆

[maskreant]

well...

i actually don’t know? i’m just saying stuff to embarrass my friend, Miss. i’m sure you would understand.

[wantnotneed]

Of course. ☆
You can rest easy.
It was just a joke, after all!
Your secret is safe with me and such.

[maskreant]

[ HE...

IS TIRED.

THIS IS PUBLIC

he won't dig his grave any further, thank you. ]

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