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[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[thesettingsun]

It doesn't have to be this way. You can be the bigger man.

[covenantal]

You could simply declare me the winner and settle it that way.

[tarotcards]

How presumptuous that you think you'd be the real winner when I am the original.

[covenantal]

Later and greater things have usurped your crown. You're not original - you're simply a forgotten page in history, left behind by an ever more progressive world.

[tarotcards]

[ souji doesn't even respond to this and just... sends this pic instead ]

[thesettingsun]

If this series of posts has proven anything, it's that you're both losers.

[covenantal]

True. But, of two losers, there can still be one winner. Who is still a loser, but maybe a little less so than the other loser.

[thesettingsun]

Wouldn't the winner of two losers actually be the bigger loser?

[tarotcards]

There is no such thing as the bigger man in war.

[thesettingsun]

You're not going to accomplish anything except scarring the rest of us for life.

[tarotcards]

It is a small price to pay for the sweet taste of victory.

[thesettingsun]

Of course it is, because you're making everyone else pay the price for your petty feud.

[tarotcards]

War can be harsh. That's just the reality of it.

I recommend staying off the network for the next few days.

[thesettingsun]

I hope every tailor in the city bans you from ever hiring them for anything.

[tarotcards]

That's a little extreme, don't you think?

[thesettingsun]

It'll take drastic measures to stop you.

[tarotcards]

I won't be stopped. I'll just learn how to sew my own sexy fruit costumes

[thesettingsun]

At least if you do that you won't bother everyone else.

[tarotcards]

I'm still going to share my creations over the network.

[thesettingsun]

I'm going to petition to get you banned from this app.

[tarotcards]

I'd like to see how many names you get on it.

Fake names and other aliases don't count.

[thesettingsun]

All I need is for Retrospec to sign on it, right?

[tarotcards]

Not everyone on the network will sign it

[thesettingsun]

I can count on a majority.

[tarotcards]

Wanna bet?