TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[fabrefactions]

You are not interested in what grape-related designs could come out of this discussion?

Fruit as fashion inspiration could be refreshing.

[youraffection]

no
bc i know the answer
theyre all horrible

[fabrefactions]

If it's going to happen anyway--

[because narukami twins]

I would've thought you'd take any input into make it less horrible.

[youraffection]

how can this remotely be less horrible other than it not happening at all

[fabrefactions]

I'm looking at the most likely outcome here.

[youraffection]

i didnt sign up to suffer 2ndhand embarrassment 24/7

[fabrefactions]

[you did when you started dating one of them, dude.]

I thought you'd have more experience with this by now.

[youraffection]

[ Look.




That's not the point. ]

no
this is overkill

[fabrefactions]

[no that was exactly the point, yosuke. nice try.]

I see. So you have given up, rather than try to improve the situation as best you can.

[youraffection]

[ Okay well he's dating Yu not Souji. ]

wtf
theres nothing i can do
how can u get someone 2 stop when they have 0 shame

[fabrefactions]

[who is dressing up as a sexy banana. a much better choice, we're sure.]

You could help improve the costume.
this would at least be funny, rather than worryingly sexualised for a costume based off of fruit.

[youraffection]

i guess...
but thats not the point...
they just wanna wear the sexy versions bc theyre more terrifying

[ This is the sound of a broken man. ]

[fabrefactions]

... don't be terrified by it then?

[youraffection]

how can u not b???

[ He didn't realize that was an option. ]

[fabrefactions]

Considering it from an artistic point of view, if the costume is going to be purple/red grape inspired it would look very nice against the colour of Souji's skin.

Look for little positives, rather than the negatives.

[youraffection]

ok so y not just wear a t-shirt in that color with a grape on it or something

[fabrefactions]

Why bother dressing up at all? So half-hearted...

[youraffection]

dont tell me u actually want him 2 wear 1 of those

[fabrefactions]

Not especially, but if you're not going to do anything to make him stop, then are any of us going to stand a chance persuading him?

[Pls.]

[youraffection]

ugh
no
ur right
i just feel like theres nothing that can b done
this will go 4ever

[fabrefactions]

It's time Yosuke.
Be the hero and deliver us all from evil.
[Only you can prevent forest fires, etc, etc.]

[youraffection]

gdammit

[ PUTTING ON HIS CAPE AND FLYING AWAY ]

[fabrefactions]

Just look at it as your time to shine.

[watch out for that lamppost.]

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[maskreant]

we’re cheering you on.

the pressure is on gdammit

[youraffection]

im gonna regret this