TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

I'll stop as soon as Yu concedes defeat.

[covenantal]

Never.

[youraffection]

omg

[tarotcards]

You heard him, Yosuke.

The battle goes on.

[youraffection]

[ He has to put a stop to this. People are counting on him. ]

souji
plz
work with me here
is there anything i can do
literally anything 2 make this stop

[tarotcards]

Join me.

You could be the sexy apple.

[youraffection]

fuckin a
ok
if i am the sexy apple
will u promise me this is the last sexy fru
no
sexy
stupid
whatever
costume contest u will subject us 2

[maskreant]

Yosuke.

it's too dangerous.

[youraffection]

what else am i supposed 2 do

[maskreant]

trick them.

[youraffection]

2 do what
wear normal clothes

[fabrefactions]

A normal t-shirt with a picture of a sexy apple costume, perhaps?

[maskreant]

i was thinking to turning the tables and making the competition into something else, but i think that works.

though... i don't know if the twins will take that.

[fabrefactions]

But those kinds of t-shirts are funny. I would've thought it would appeal to their odd sense of humour.

[youraffection]

a little but its not extra enough at this point
theyre at a new level of ridiculous
its like watching a train head towards a cliff and the bet is who can reach the cliff 1st

[covenantal]

Choo choo.

[youraffection]

y r u like this

[fabrefactions]

Sorry, but there are delays on the line.

[fabrefactions]

are you sure? I think they're quite over the top as is.

...
Who do you think will reach the point of no return first?

[youraffection]

my eyes r burning

souji

[ No hesitation there. He has some faith left in his boyfriend. Don't let him down, Yu. ]

[fabrefactions]

I think it's quite witty, personally.

I see. So you are in the right place to begin negotiations.

[youraffection]

no

what
how is that the right place
he wont listen 2 anyone

[fabrefactions]

Why not?

So why not try here? If he won't listen.
You might wear him down.

[youraffection]

bc its terrible thats y

i feel like hes gonna wear me down 1st

[fabrefactions]

You do not think it's an interesting commentary on the expectation of what girl band-based musical artists should wear being displayed on an item of clothing that is the antithesis of that?

Be strong, Yosuke.