TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

I might be waiting for a couple of years then ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ

[adoringpast]

fine, whatever
back to the matter at hand though
will you two fucking stop this
im going to have akira punt yu if he does an apple version of this fucking post

[tarotcards]

I'll stop if Yu does.

I only retaliated because he did.

[adoringpast]

why not tell him to stop then
you guys are probably sitting next to each other right now as far as i know

[tarotcards]

Gasp. How did you know?

Are you spying on us?

[covenantal]

Apples... I can't believe I didn't think of apples sooner.

[adoringpast]

goddammit
wait didn't dave want apples to happen
not that i want it to happen myself

[covenantal]

I believe so. Still, I don't think I'll be using apples.

[adoringpast]

why not
is it too much even for him?