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[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

It's a great reason to ask about fruit costumes every so often.

Plus, I need to win. I cannot afford to lose.

[promisedyou]

And why exactly is that?

[tarotcards]

Because I'm going against my brother.

He tried to one-up me and now I must one-up him back. It will be a neverending cycle until one of us admits defeat.

[promisedyou]

Then I hope someone concedes soon.

[tarotcards]

Not a fan of fashion?

[promisedyou]

I like fashion, but not fruit costumes.

[tarotcards]

Fruit costumes are a part of fashion. It's the new generation.

[promisedyou]

In what fashion magazine?!

[tarotcards]

Mine.

The first issue comes out at the end of this month. I'll send you a free copy.

[promisedyou]

If you're lying I'm going to call you out next month.

[tarotcards]

I'm not lying at all. I'll text you the cover of the magazine as soon as I get it finalized.

Have some faith in me.

[promisedyou]

It's kind of hard to put some faith in a person who talks about sexy grape costumes.

[tarotcards]

Then how about sexy strawberry costumes?

[promisedyou]

No.

[tarotcards]

Sexy apple costumes?

[promisedyou]

Most definitely not.

[tarotcards]

Well, this severely limits my outfits.