TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[redarm]

no??

[youraffection]

ok ok
its ur money!

[redarm]

yeah, it is.

[reading the other comments.......]





sexy apple? [ w h y yosuke ]

[youraffection]

i dont know what else 2 do

[ This is a broken man. ]

[redarm]

you poor fucking man.

[There there.
There there.]

[youraffection]

no 1 deserves this

[redarm]

ill look to see if the un considers this a crime against humanity

[youraffection]

if it doesnt then there is no hope

[redarm]

dont lose faith yet.
theres still a chance.

[youraffection]

ill try but no promises man
theres a breaking point somewhere
no human can take this

[ Stop being so dramatic, Yosuke. ]

[redarm]

[Yeah that is...way dramatic. Noah's side-eyeing it a little]

ok.