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TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? ~~I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.~~ I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

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It'll take drastic measures to stop you.

I won't be stopped. I'll just learn how to sew my own sexy fruit costumes

At least if you do that you won't bother everyone else.

I'm still going to share my creations over the network.

I'm going to petition to get you banned from this app.

I'd like to see how many names you get on it.

Fake names and other aliases don't count.

All I need is for Retrospec to sign on it, right?

Not everyone on the network will sign it

I can count on a majority.

Wanna bet?

Not really, I don't have enough extra money for that.

Then how about we bet something that doesn't require money?

I'm afraid to ask what you might suggest.

Are you afraid of walking cats or drawing? Or making network posts?

Considering the network posts you've been making, I'm definitely scared of that one.

But if you win, you can tell me what to post once. Isn't that a pretty good incentive?

Not nearly good enough to be worth the risk of damage to my dignity, my reputation, and my soul.

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