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[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

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[twostringsonebow]

I demand you stop this instant.

[tarotcards]

Does the truth scare you?

[twostringsonebow]

I am paralyzed. There is nothing in this world that terrifies me more.

[than him and liz getting along this way, that is.]

[tarotcards]

Get a hold of yourself, soldier! Do not give into the fear!

[twostringsonebow]

No, I think I very much will. Fear is a healthy thing to have, and it's something we should respect. Recognizing valid reasons for certain fears -- such as the ever-blossoming friendship between yourself and Miss Velveteen -- often leads to further survival of a species.

[tarotcards]

I'm sending a bundle of asparagus to your front door until you become invincible

[twostringsonebow]

Do that and I will ensure your regret.

[tarotcards]

But you said that it'd advance our survival

[twostringsonebow]

Please do not use me as a test subject.

[tarotcards]

Don't use bold font against me, test subject #1. Where are your manners?

[twostringsonebow]

Researchers don't get my manners.

[tarotcards]

It's for the greater good. You'll be doing humanity a favour.

[twostringsonebow]

[........ Why is he going to entertain them. They're like bulldozers. And it'll save him some money if Souji does do it.]

On one condition: You give someone else bundles of asparagus as well, but don't let them know why. You need an unbiased variable in your research.

[tarotcards]

[ doesn't he just love the twins?? ]

Agreed.

I'll personally deliver the asparagus to you and one unaware subject like a bundle of flowers. I ask that you keep a daily journal to record down any new feelings you may get as a result of the experiment.

[elevelvetor]

Akechi, please.
be more respectful of their plight.

[twostringsonebow]

I will not.

[elevelvetor]

they're simply attempting to be themselves in a judgmental world.
don't you understand how they feel?

[twostringsonebow]

[........]

They are not slugs.

[elevelvetor]

of course not.
they're asparagus, as they wish to be.
thank you for recognizing their struggle. i'm certain they must be thankful.

[twostringsonebow]

[oh my god.]

Er
um
I'm glad..? But please don't bring this up again. The matter is settled.

[elevelvetor]

[ what were you expecting. ]

they'll never be widely-accepted if they're not talked about though, Akechi.
don't you want everyone to be able to recognize asparaslugs for who they truly are?

[twostringsonebow]

[not that???]

I
don't know how to answer that question, Miss Velveteen.

[elevelvetor]

[ it's liz???? ]

then allow me to answer it for you:
you absolutely would love for them to be recognized as their true selves
it's only right, after all

[twostringsonebow]

..................... of course.

[elevelvetor]

thank you for understanding