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[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[........]

They are not slugs.

[elevelvetor]

of course not.
they're asparagus, as they wish to be.
thank you for recognizing their struggle. i'm certain they must be thankful.

[twostringsonebow]

[oh my god.]

Er
um
I'm glad..? But please don't bring this up again. The matter is settled.

[elevelvetor]

[ what were you expecting. ]

they'll never be widely-accepted if they're not talked about though, Akechi.
don't you want everyone to be able to recognize asparaslugs for who they truly are?

[twostringsonebow]

[not that???]

I
don't know how to answer that question, Miss Velveteen.

[elevelvetor]

[ it's liz???? ]

then allow me to answer it for you:
you absolutely would love for them to be recognized as their true selves
it's only right, after all

[twostringsonebow]

..................... of course.

[elevelvetor]

thank you for understanding