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Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

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It's for the greater good. You'll be doing humanity a favour.

[twostringsonebow]

[........ Why is he going to entertain them. They're like bulldozers. And it'll save him some money if Souji does do it.]

On one condition: You give someone else bundles of asparagus as well, but don't let them know why. You need an unbiased variable in your research.

[tarotcards]

[ doesn't he just love the twins?? ]

Agreed.

I'll personally deliver the asparagus to you and one unaware subject like a bundle of flowers. I ask that you keep a daily journal to record down any new feelings you may get as a result of the experiment.

[twostringsonebow]

[he does. he really does.]

Of course. If one doesn't write things down, then it isn't a real science experiment. It's just messing around with asparagus.
I'll give it to you bi-weekly, if that is acceptable.

[tarotcards]

Quite acceptable. What do you ask for, in exchange for your cooperation?

[twostringsonebow]

[... Hm.]

Movie nights.

[tarotcards]

Movie nights?

[twostringsonebow]

Yes. I... have never really had experiences like that, watching movies with friends in that way, so I would truly appreciate a group dedicated to it. It doesn't matter if they're good or bad either, I enjoy both.

If that's possible, of course. I accept money otherwise.

[tarotcards]

[ OH NO GOROOOOO........ how dare you tug on souji's heartstrings like this wtf out of a silly convo too ]

Sure, movie nights would be great. We each invite some friends and set a time for movies.

How about every week or two?

[twostringsonebow]

[it's his social link don't judge]

That sounds wonderful! Thank you very much. In exchange, my entries will be nothing less than perfect.

[tarotcards]

I believe in you. I know you won't let me down.

What kind of genres do you like? I can find some movies to last us for the next few months.

[twostringsonebow]

I quite like horror, actually! And most animated things as well... Romance isn't very much my cup of tea (and if Akira tries to tell you otherwise, please don't believe him) but I'm not particularly picky otherwise.

Oh, but sci-fi is certainly up there as well.

[tarotcards]

I didn't expect you to be a horror fan. I thought you would be more into mysteries like Forensic Tales.

Do you prefer gorey horror movies or suspense-based horror movies?

[twostringsonebow]

I do like those too, honestly, though mostly because I enjoy figuring out who the culprits are before the protagonists do. It's a fun game.

Suspense. Gore is a little... much for me at times, but I'm alright with anything else.