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[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

What kind of horrors should I expect?

[falsepretentious]

You can't expect me to give away my entire act upfront. What kind of a vengeful spirit would I be in that case? Do you take me for an amateur?

I'll just say that I hope you're not attached to knowing the locations of any snacks you may have stored in your home.

[tarotcards]

You monster.

Leave my unhealthy snacks alone. They did nothing to you.

[falsepretentious]

You're not worthy of them.

[tarotcards]

You're not the judge of who deserves snacks or not.

[falsepretentious]

You aren't the authority on who is and isn't the judge of such things.

And even if I'm not in life, my power will be boosted in death. I'll practically be the King Emna of snacks, as well as fats and sugars in general.

[tarotcards]

Well, that's not fair at all.

Being dead with enhanced powers sounds a lot better than being alive and being haunted by the King Emna of snacks.

[falsepretentious]

That's perfectly fair. It's the karmic retribution that you've earned for your sins against fruitkind.