PSA

[stopbleeding]

WANTED!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??
ARMED, DANGEROUS AND HIDEOUS!
IF SEEN, BE CAUTIOUS.



(i'm not paying that reward)

anyway don't go into the subway tunnels or whatever. they suck. there's 50 foot pits and flying babies and nurses with hooks down there. also ten of everything. don't care what's down there they suck. everyone should know that before you all go down anyway. you're welcome.

yeah. that's it.

p.s. fuck jim

[ooc: 30 minutes to an hour after this post goes up, photocopies of sanji's wanted poster will be mysteriously plastered all around the city. enjoy that.]

Comments

[kabloom]

Please don't be mean to him, he's a nice man!
Sanji, if you read this, you're not hideous.

[stopbleeding]

you didn't object to anything else i said.

[kabloom]

Oh!
He doesn't seem very dangerous either. I can't say anything about armed, because I think a lot of us here are.

[ she completely ignores the tunnel part. ]

[stopbleeding]

you don't think he's dangerous?

[kabloom]

Not really.
He was really nice to me when we spoke, and he could have just left and gone on his way instead of humoring me.
I don't think someone dangerous would be that kind.

[stopbleeding]

yeah.
doesn't seem that strong of a guy either.

[kabloom]

That's okay!
He doesn't need to be strong.

[stopbleeding]

[LITTLE GIRL JUST HELP HIM INSINUATE SANJI'S A WEAK NOODLE]

does if he wants to stay out of trouble.

[kabloom]

He looks like the kind of guy who can run really fast!

[stopbleeding]

guess you're right. definitely won't have trouble running away.

[kabloom]

Why are you teasing him with all of this anyway?

[crudest]

mimi
how do you know this man

[kabloom]

He played with me the last month!
He's your friend, right?
He said that he knows you.

[crudest]

oh my god

[kabloom]

That's an odd reaction to have.

[crudest]

well
my stalker shouldn't say things like that, mimi
be careful okay

[hE'S NOT]

[kabloom]

Your
He's
Stalker?!

[crudest]

[he'll buy her so many pretty clothes in exchange for this he already feels bad this never happens

family makes life so hard]

well he's pretty good at hiding it
we didn't cross paths for a few years but now i'm running into him again way too frequently

[kabloom]

I'll take him out for you.

[crudest]

mIMI NO

[concasse]

we dated a few years ago

and now he crashes on my couch without my permission

[crudest]

LET GO OF THE PAST

[concasse]

oh sorry are u embarrassed

here's a deal

don't even fuckin speak to me again and i won't stalk u

:)

[kabloom]

Oh!
I knew you were nice.

[concasse]

[Baren doesn't deserve u, kid]

"nice" might be stretching it but I give it the ol' college try sometimes