gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

yes!!!!
that is inherently different from tossing it out
looking into the fruit might help us understand something about them and thus bring us some kind of conclusion, maybe even about where these packages are coming from :o

[alienates]

Maybe you're some kind of fruit whisperer?
You can travel from grocery store to grocery store, solving the problems of all of the members of the produce aisle?
A bouncing, smiling banana has a peel that has too many brown spots on it and is in danger of being thrown out.
That's where you come in.......
And slice it the fuck up with my awesome sickle!

[rhapsodeity]

heheheh
that sounds soooooo coooool
i am not too sure i am cool enough for that!
not to mention i like banana freckles :) dont you think they are pretty?
but its your sickle so if these are my fruit and thats your sickle, i wonder what they mean :o
you know its yours but you dont know how?

[alienates]

You call them freckles? I just always referred them as spots.
Like liver spots. You know, like old people. Bananas are old people.
But yeah I have never had sickles before in my life?
Or ever even thought of owning one, which I now realize was a gigantic error on my part because it's cool as hell.
It's like of like when you lose a generic looking sweater somewhere and then over a month later you find it at the school's lost and found and you just fucking know it's yours?

jesus i missed this somehow im sorry

[rhapsodeity]

nooo bananas are great!
and when theyre covered with spots thats when theyre the most ripe :D
well now you are fixing that error so its fine
that sounds like theft, karkat
i dont think this is theft
is it

hdu

[alienates]

Are you sure?
Because usually when things are covered in brown spots it usually means there's disease involved.
And no it's not theft!
Ok well in that specific scenario I gave you it could very well be theft.
But I am pretty sure if the owner does not come and claim it within a certain amount of days then it's free game.
Anyway I had a point with that scenario and it's that, what if that sweater was actually yours?
And fate or whatever stupid feelings bullshit brought you back to it.
Just like it brought you back to these hideous dancing fruit.

[rhapsodeity]

positive! the more brown spots the better but of course completely brown isnt ideal
but just enough yellow is perfect :)
hmmmmm
karkat i think you might be right
i want to find out how these fruits are mine somehow and i will somehow
i have been remembering weirder things!

[alienates]

How can you tell the brown spots don't mean that it's rotten or something??
Let me guess.
You're remembering doing things that you have never actually done before, right?
Jesus this whole thing is weird.

[rhapsodeity]

because that isnt what it means :p
oh so you remember fruit rumpus asshole factory too?

this is so late gomen

[alienates]

I am trying very hard to pretend that I do not.

no you arent?????? ????

[rhapsodeity]

thats remarkably silly and avoidant
there were two of you!!!!!!!!!

[alienates]

And both were very obnoxious so I am going to pretend that did not happen.
This is me, cutting all connections to that shitshow of a conversation.
Wait
Oh no
Now I sound like them?? I am reprimanding myself which is exactly what was happening there holy fuck this is so stupid

[rhapsodeity]

maybe there were actually two cgs and now youre just one karkat?
even though it seemed like time travel was involved

[alienates]

There was something about past and future mes??
Or
I don't fucking know.
If that was time travel then it was the most convoluted and useless method of it I have ever seen in my life.

[rhapsodeity]

i would think most forms of time travel are convoluted and useless!

[alienates]

Ok yeah but this is like time travel where you just talk to people on the internet at different points in time which is apparently really confusing??
Like it seems like it would make a lot more logical sense if this just happened chronologically.

[ he is purposely avoiding talking about what was actually said in this conversation because like

oh man

#embarrassing ]

[rhapsodeity]

weeeeeeeeell if you think thats dumb we can talk about something else in that memory!
.....................
why did you care about who dave was macking on???? :p

[alienates]

SKFJKLFKGL
I don't care who he's macking on!
He could run around, macking the entire town and I would not even look up!!

[rhapsodeity]

hehehe
sorry karkat!
i was just really curious is all, its a very interesting thing to be focused on while also arguing with yourself

[alienates]

Ok but I do not recall this conversation where I apparently got on his case about girls.
So I am just going to say that never happened and he was just riding my ass for no reason.
I don't even know who those "troll girls" are referring to, so they don't exist.

[rhapsodeity]

ohhhh i see!
well maybe they are here, just like you and dave and i are
and we just dont know it yet!

[alienates]

Wait actually
Speaking of that, do you know anyone named John??
Or had any vision memory things about someone with dark blue text?

[rhapsodeity]

yes i do!
i was talking to him and i was having a lot of fun with john but we were far apart then, physically speaking
i think you were talking to dave and john in that memo

[alienates]

Huh.
Kind of weird that other people are seeing these things about people they've never met, but we have other people to compare them to, more or less??
I wonder why that's a thing.

[rhapsodeity]

i wish i could tell you why, karkat!
but to be completely honest with you, i dont know why that is and my hunches are kind of far fetched at the moment
probably so far fetched you cant even call them hunches