text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[catsudon]

i can wait
i can wait forever

nastenka i dont want your cat doll its yours
and no i dont need one
miwa and sorey already have theirs to me its too many

[constellates]

should dave and i begin without you
or would you like to be at the fan club meeting?

but you should match with me and dave
are you going to send those cat dolls away ?

[catsudon]

there is no fan club there will be no meetings, understood?

i'm considering trying to drop them off at Retrospec.
why?

[constellates]

i will have to talk to dave about that

i will go with you
other people were sent things
dangerous things!
i do not like it and want to see if i can talk to someone

[catsudon]

of course you will

uh well sure
do we know what hours they keep
last i heard no one showed up when you went but w/e
when do you want to go?

also 1 rule if anything weird goes down and i say we need to leave, we go
same thing if you feel we need to leave i'll listen but just
laying that out now

[constellates]

we are co presidents

when you want to
your schedule has more than mine

okay
we will hope that is not the case

[catsudon]

ARGH

i
monday?

yes we will

[constellates]

♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

monday is good
and we can get ice cream after

[HEIST AND THEN ICE CREAM]

[catsudon]

then it's a plan
monday
and ice cream from that decent place not the one over at 4th & central

[constellates]

yuratchka can be so picky
but ok

[catsudon]

yeah, whatever, it's because i have standards
see you later

[parodeity]

as co president i am fully in favor of fan club meetings

[catsudon]

no

[parodeity]

youre not co president you dont get a say

[constellates]

yuri is out voted
we are holding fan club meetings
we hope you will still come

[catsudon]

why are my best friends also my worst enemies
topic of your first fan club meeting
right there

[parodeity]

*why are my best friends so amazing
and smart and beautiful
and other positive adjectives welling forth from my heart as i gaze upon their visages
and their amazing ideas

+ LIKE

[constellates]

dave chose good words
listen to dave's words

+ DOWNVOTE

[catsudon]

stop ghostwriting my internal monologues dave

+ UPVOTE

[parodeity]

i cant stop when your souls inner smooshy voice speaks directly to the ears of my heart
shit
my friendship senses are tingling!
here comes another one!

i, yuri,
love dave and anya SO MUCH
to the moon and back
more than marshmallows and also dancing
because they are wonderful and funny and i love them
and secretly i am pleased they love me too
also i love kittens because they are cute
like dave and anya
the end

+ UPVOTE

[constellates]

poetry !
yuratchka is very sweet
we understand exactly

+ DOWNVOTE

[catsudon]

is it libel or slander when its written
either way BULL
i dont like marshmallows
therefore using them in a comparison is invalid
by default i even like
idk
pick someone random on this post I LIKE THEM MORE THAN MARSHMALLOWS

( he cant refute the rest since it's true WHY ARE YOU GUYS THE WORST SLASH BEST )

+ UPVOTE

[parodeity]

its libel slander is the verbal one
but also you totally like marshmallows we uncovered that secret earlier
or pretended we did
which in effect is the same thing
are you trying to crush my headcanon about you + marshmallows
that will invalidate like 3 different fanfics dude
are you really gonna do that to me your favorite guy