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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

buddies,

[twostringsonebow]

Those who believe themselves to be something "other" than what they are; it was mostly in reference to those who believed themselves to be elves and like, therefore off on a higher plane than us mere humans.
There's a number of different subsets in the -kin typing, though most popular are those in the "fickin" community.
They believe they're actually the character they say they are (Say, Rainbow Flash in this case) trapped in a meaty, human body.
I hope this has been an enlightening explanation, Yusuke?






[please dont. ask. there is a lot to unpack but please.]

nnNNNNNnNNNN

[stressweets]

GORO

[stressweets]

I'm not even surprised you know this, Mr. Conspiracy Documentary Watcher.

[twostringsonebow]

It has been my personal experience that the sooner you give someone what they want, the sooner the embarrassment ends.
Whether that is crying or explaining otherkin.

But I digress. I actually found out because
ah
I have seen some fans of Secchan and I... who claim to be "kin" with us. They are ridiculed, of course, but I'm not sure if I should be flattered.
(Those are called "factkin" for the record.)

[real people kinning is... a thing.]

Regardless, I was intrigued.

[stressweets]

[ hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHE ]

I think that's a step above in terms of unhealthiness.
Especially if they're factkin with Sena-senpai.

[twostringsonebow]

Being factkin with Secchan would improve one's health, though not mentally.
He's so fastidious in his diet... I've always admired that about him, how serious he is about himself.
It's truly one of his charm points. Along with his concern of others.

[stressweets]

I think it's unhealthy how health-focused he is, actually.
There has to be limits, right...?

[twostringsonebow]

For a model?
No.
We are hawked over constantly; any change in our physique is monitored and diets appropriate adjusted.
It's a very strict business, Tsukasa. Only those who have a perfectionist's nature and the will to survive harsh environments dare to venture forth.

[and if you just Really want attention.]

[adoringpast]

are you
seriously telling everyone about people kinning us

[ he's revoking your friendship card boyo ]

[twostringsonebow]

Why not?

[secchan pls]

[adoringpast]

you're tainting my junior
he didn't need to know all this crap?!
delete this thread

[twostringsonebow]

Secchan...
He already knew quite a bit, you know.
I'm sorry.

[stressweets]

[ senpai...... ]

I'm touched you're so concerned about me.


[ sarcasm doesn't carry well over text fuck ]

[fabrefactions]

...

... This feels like a very deep world that I am somewhat hesitant to peer into on more than a surface level, but thank you for the explanation, at least.

Do you speak from experience? You seem quite knowledgeable.

[ yuSUkE. ]

[twostringsonebow]

It is, and you're welcome.
I hoped to do a thorough enough job that one would feel satisfied enough not to venture in.

I do! There are some fans who are "factkin" with myself, and I have seen it plenty in terms of the social sites I'm on.
Escapism isn't unpopular, and claiming that you're simply acting out as you would normally (in terms of being the character you say you are) would free you of guilt.
Not blame, but you can certainly spin things in your mind that way.

Then there are headmates.

[fabrefactions]

Do I want to delve into the explanation behind "factkin", and "headmates" or is it best to turn tail and run while I can?

[twostringsonebow]

If you're ready for them, I can supply.
But I would suggest you turn tail and run.
Such knowledge is best looked briefly upon and then ignored for the duration of our simple lives.

[stressweets]

Please stop this, my graduated senpai is watching this thread and I don't want him to get more involved.

[twostringsonebow]

He'll stop asking questions too, if you take the time to answer even one.

[fabrefactions]

You seem to be deeply emerged in it though, Goro. Do you need rescuing...?

[1620]

so like
is there clownkin

[twostringsonebow]

There is.
Anything you can think of, there is kin for.

[1620]

but if you’re already something, doesn’t that make you the something instead of kin

[twostringsonebow]

[h]

There are
polykin.
That is, those who have multiple kins. They're quite the faceted sort.

[1620]

like
elves, right? if that’s a motherfucker’s thang
and maybe they like trees too
can they be an elf tree instead of polykin
you get me