plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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[thesettingsun]

What are people putting in that?

[flametheif40]

No idea, probably some magic something or other.

I don't have to get IDed for it, I don't get busted for underage drinking and it's not Illegal...So I practically don't care! LOL

Unless I find out I can make the drink of the Gods myself...

[thesettingsun]

Do you always put unknown substances in your mouth?

[flametheif40]

LOL it's not like some shady guys went up to me and said "hey kid, drink this"

My older brother had it in his house warming party and gave me some.

As much as we piss each other me off, I doubt my own brother would poison me.

It was something from his world that high school kids would drink, so I figured it was safe.

NOW i wouldn't trust him but...that's a separate story all together.

[thesettingsun]

High school kids will drink basically anything.

This is an axiom that is true across worlds.

[flametheif40]

LOL okay, that's probably WAY more true then I would wanna admit.

By that I meant, like, they would sell it to high school students, like, as casually as we would buy pop...I imagine...

Do things from other people's world pop in here often? Cause there is an entire bar/restaurant from his world that popped in here that sells butterbeer...and firewhiskey(Haven't tried that one...just sounds like it would burn...and someone told me it does)

[thesettingsun]

Regular whiskey burns, I don't want to know how bad firewhiskey is.

There's a library from my world that showed up a few months ago.

[flametheif40]

Ouch, soo I imagine fire whiskey would be worse given the name. I wonder if that's because more alcohol or because "MAGIC"

A Library? huh, what kind of stuff is in there? Like, is it a regular library or are there some like, rare books in there?

[thesettingsun]

It's gigantic. Plus it has an infirmary, dorm rooms, a bar...

[flametheif40]

0_0

How big is this freaking Library!?

Does it come with a freaking indoor water park!?>

[thesettingsun]

No, but there's a nice pond in the courtyard. Very scenic.

[flametheif40]

That, actually sounds really nice...

where is it? I'd like to try to study there next time, might help me actually focus

[thesettingsun]

Apprassage. It's the gigantic library, bigger than the one we had before, can't miss it.

[flametheif40]

So its just a regular library(in terms of the books within) or is more specialized toward something?

0_0 or is it big enough to basically have everything?

[thesettingsun]

Basically everything that's in Japanese. If you can't read Japanese, it's not going to be very useful.

[flametheif40]

Oh...well crap.

yeah, can't read japanese if my life depended on it.

I assume other you is from Japan then? What are the differences between your world and this one?

[thesettingsun]

Past me is a dead author summoned by alchemy as an ink spirit to fight monsters inside of books.

So there's that.

[flametheif40]

wait...so you were already dead...and you got brought back by alchemy, to fight monsters inside of books...

Umm, what kind of monsters? and...what would they do?

[thesettingsun]

They're called Taints, and they destroy literature. Past me was an author, so obviously he couldn't have that.

[flametheif40]

Ah, yeah that does make sense. So, I guess...obvious question.

Ever tried looking your other self up to see if he did somehow exist in this world?

[thesettingsun]

I did, he did, and I wish I'd never read anything of his.

[flametheif40]

That bad? Dare I ask, what did he write?

[thesettingsun]

Auto-biographies.

[Go on, guess what Shuji thinks of his past self.]

[flametheif40]

Okay...that...doesn't sound too bad...

I take it he lived a super boring life?

Did he at least, write it well?

[thesettingsun]

You've got it all wrong. His life wasn't boring at all, in part because he was a huge fuckhead.